…Norway has lost its Trollpikken (“Troll prick”). Only this time, instead of natural erosion, the cause was human intervention.
The rock formation, which suggested an enormous erect penis, was “hacked off” (the words in the news story) by vandals.
Just as New Hampshire has tried to restore in small ways the appearance of the OMotM, Norwegians have stepped up with an offer to restore the broken member:
Whoever vandalized the formation faces a six-year sentence.
It was a dickish move.
Oh. I thought the name Old Man of the Mountain had to be changed, in deference to political correctness, so as not to offend Senior Citizens or youth-challenged Americans, or whatever is approved. Not to mention the sexism violating the gender identity of the “person of the mountain”.
They should question Lorena Bobbitt.
“Also on Huffpost: Cloud Penises.” Apparently The Huffington Post is the go to website for penii.
Sad about the rock dong though.
Well there’s a reason Mount Rushmore is so big…
…and yes, everyone reading this thread is thinking “who are the four most iconic penii”?
What size are the troll’s hands?
penes, not “penii”
– CalMeacham, being pedantic.
…although I suppose you could go the “…and while you’re at it give me another one” route. But it’d depend on the circumstances.