That’s nothing–my Canon SD790 died on my trip to Yosemite and Mammoth Lakes, so I was forced to rely on my 2 Nikon DSLRs–and neither one could take video!
I just upgraded my phone to the iPhone 4S and changed carriers. Now I can’t send email from my phone. Oh, woe!
At the lunch today my total came to $4.02. I don’t carry change with me, so I had to use a whole additional dollar for that extra two cents.
I’ve collected too many used high-quality speakers on Craigslist. I have neither the room nor the switching equipment needed to compare them all side-by-side at once and decide which ones to keep and which to sell for profit. I’m going to have to come up with some sort of tournament bracket to sort them out.
At least it’s a semi-decent guest week, sometimes they’re pretty horrible.
I got my Kindle out of my manbag last night as I was just about to get into bed. However, the screen appears to have broken - it’s displayed the screensaver thingy over about 7/8s of the screen. I think it’s boned.
I’m now faced with days of no books and no daily UK paper. Also I just know it’s going to be a hassle getting a replacement posted out to Singapore, as my registered address with Amazon is in the UK.
Now I’m faced with a long weekend (there’s a public holiday in Sg on Monday) with no literature to read by the pool. I might have to take my chances with the shelf of books left by previous occupants in the lobby of my serviced apartment. These books are pretty much guaranteed to suck ass.
Woe is me.
Can’t decide which of the 3 juice mixes I want to mix with my vodka tonight.
Shouldn’t your maid be doing that for you anyway?
My headphones broke. It was just the band, so they still work fine, but I had to tape them back together. TAPE! Like some kind of mechanic! :rolleyes:
My cable system doesn’t carry Bravo, so I have to avoid spoilers AND wait until videos are posted to watch Top Chef. Waaaah!
And my smoke detector is too sensitive and goes off every time I bake anything in my lovely new kitchen with its nice convection oven.
I had a job offer last week and agonized for a few days on whether I wanted to keep my nicely paying job that I really like or go to a new somewhat more nicely paying job that I would also like.
I can’t decide which fleshlight insert to buy next as I’ve tried out quite a few of them. Or I could get a tenga flip. Choosing a masturbator is [del]hard[/del] difficult!
My husband (using computer): “Crap!”
Me: “What’s wrong?”
Hubby: “I accidently closed the window on my L.L. Bean shopping cart.”
One of my favorites was from a friends status update when he went to South Korea:
“Had to reboot the toilet this morning”
The movie I got from Netflix sucked and I’m on the one at a time program so I don’t have anything else to watch. Oh wait, Blackhawks are on… nevermind…
It’s so slow at work tonight I’ve nothing to do but look at the internet.
We only have two network cables in the house, so if I want to download the Exterminatus content for Space Marine, I have to take the network cable out of my laptop and put it in the PS3.
FML.
I was playing around online on the i-device, and wanted to look up a restaurant’s menu so I could have some food delivered for dinner last night.
The website was flash-based so I had to get up and walk into the other room, turn on the laptop and look the restaurant up on that computer. I felt very put upon, though only briefly. 
We got a contract-signing bonus today at work, a coworker was complaining that since they and their spouse both work there they get hit with huge taxes. Because they make too much money/have too few deductions.
Complaining about being a 1%er has to be a top five first world problem, I think.
I am staying at someone else’s house this weekend. I also have a cold. They have no couch in front of the TV so I had to sit in a chair to watch the Breeder’s Cup instead of curling up on the couch.