Same with the dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets I get from Costco. But not enough to make me ditch the microwave for 'em. Fish sticks, though? Yup, worth the 20 minutes, every time.
Is there any food with an option that doesn’t taste better with conventional cooking than microwaving?
Meat pies. Actually, any kind of pies. Worth the wait, that is, not better in the microwave. If the crust isn’t browned, there just isn’t any point in eating it.
I do know one food that heats better in the microwave - defrosting frozen or refreshing stale bread.
You actually eat fish sticks? According to Matt Groening the fish stick is neither a fish nor a stick, it is a fungus.
That aside, baked potatoes have to be prepared in a conventional oven. In a microwave they wind up having the consistency and flavor of wallpaper paste.
They don’t make good fish sticks anymore. When I was a kid, fish stick tasted fishy! Not like, ‘Golly, this is good fish!’ No, fishy. And they were made of flakey bits. I used to go out into the back yard and get a lemon for them. Whenever I try fish sticks (or fish fingers, if you prefer), hoping against hope they’ll have a fishy taste, all I get is a flavour that may as well just be the coating. It all tastes the same. And the texture is about the same as well. They’re more pureed than flaked.
But most Americans don’t like that ‘fishy taste’. (Then why the hell are you buying fish?) So the fish finger foisters feed fools fish-flavourless foods.
Oh, my, I just recently discovered the Marie Callender’s. Good thing I don’t go in the frozen food aisle that often, or I’d weigh 100 pounds more than I do now.
I just throw the ear of corn, with the leaves still on, and nuke it 'til it’s cooked. This is trial and error depending on your microwave. Then I peel the leaves off and use a paper towel to wipe the little strings away. Salt, butter, eat and enjoy.
Some people peel and clean the little strings off, then wrap in a paper towel and nuke.