What would you have done?
I for one, would have thrown up!
Wheres the vomiticon?
Surprised they didn’t use it as bait!
So, what do you call a bunch of floating heads? A school?
Tripler
And they put it in a garbage bag. 
wait wait wait… but then they came back in and docked and then reported it 5 hours later? Am I reading that right?
Plus they used a Gaff to pull it out of the water… thats a metal hook.
They’re heads above the rest of the fisherman though.
2 heads are better then one?
[q]Plus they used a Gaff to pull it out of the water… thats a metal hook.[/q]
Did you want them to touch it??
Yuck.
I gotta ask . . .
When they first ‘caught’ it, did they get a nibble or a bite?
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: d & r :
Sounds like this guy was the head of the class.
Of course it would, nothing like a good rationalisation.
aww hell, people eat dolphin?
Maybe god was giving these guys a brain.
No, people eat dolphin fish. From The University of Delaware:
Jiminy Christmas! They just put it a bucket and kept on fishin’? That’s not an old shoe you just stumbled over, gentlemen, that’s part of what used to be a human being! Ugg, what callous assholes.
At least he turned it in. He could have taken it to the taxidermist and mounted it on the wall. Unless it was a small head, of course. Those you have to throw back.
it all depends on how the fishin was going. if you weren’t cat jack then you may have taken it to the authorities and reported it. however, if the fish be bitin then you keep on fishin til they stop.
catching jack
typos are poop
My God! If they’d rushed right in to shore, maybe the doctors could have reattached it! What callous bastards!
Fishing’s never the time to lose one’s head .
Boy, that’s not the way to get ahead in life.
It’s a shame he wasn’t more headstrong.
He’ll never be the head of a major corporation.
Okay, that’ll do.
That’s one hell of a story for the bars:
“Oh yeah? Well one time I was out fishin’ for dolphin…”
Am I the only one thinking of Short Cuts, in which Fred Ward and Huey Lewis are out fishing and find a dead body in the water, then continue their fishing trip for a couple days before reporting it?
I think I would have been extremely freaked out, yet somewhat fascinated at the same time.
I don’t think I would have left it sitting around in the boat, however.