The first two types are crushes on people you’ve never met and aren’t likely to:
A) Actor and Actresses, whose job generally includes revving you up and being convincing at it.
B) Other Public Figures. Including but not limited to models, political figures, athletes, etc.
The next three types are crushes on people who you’ve actually met:
C) Someone way older than you. Could be a teacher, or maybe a camp counselor when you were a camper, or maybe a friend of an older sibling, or an especially attractive friend of your parents. In any event, this is someone who probably never noticed your attraction, or maybe did notice and thought it was cute. Totally age inappropriate, but no less powerful for that.
D) Someone age-appropriate for you, but you never had a chance anyway. This might be a star athlete at school where you were Absolutely Noone, or maybe someone who dated some of your friends and came to think of you as part of the background.
And finally
E) Someone you had a shot at, but for some strange reason, it never happened. Either you were with someone else at the time, or you really wanted to but never found the right moment, or who you thought about romantically but too late and you kicked yourself, or something like that.
Anyway, who is your most prominent A, B C, D, and E? As many details as you like (or are appropriate here) but please fill out all five categories.