Five-Word Movie Review

Intergalactic Gladiator: looks like you got skunked by astorian: yours should have been **John Ford **. I’d fix it for you, but I don’t know enough J Ford to fill the post. :smack:

Oops. Umm…so who do we go with, John F. or Adam S.?

John Ford–have at it!

Uh, I got Ninja’d I did. And I just did John Ford Movies a bit ago. I’ll do it again, by gum.

Donavan’s Reef
Duke chills in South Pacific

The Horse Soldiers
Cavalry unit behind enemy lines

How the West Was Won
Huge epic of Western expansion

Next: ** Adam Sandler movies.**

Adam Sandler movies

Grown Ups 2
It’s nominated for multiple Razzies.

Jack and Jill
Worst Picture Razzie Award winner.

Little Nicky
Nominated but did not win.

Next:
The films of Katherine Hepburn.

Bringing Up Baby
Madcap comedy with Hepburn, Grant.

Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner
Anvilicious message: Racism is bad!

On Golden Pond
Old coots still spry, annoying.

Next: Movies directed by people better known as actors.

Movies directed by people better known as actors.

Dances With Wolves
White men evil, Indians saintly.
Good Night And Good Luck
Liberals still obsessed with McCarthyism.
Prince of Tides
Neurotic Southerner woos Jewish shrink.
Next: Fred Astaire movies

Fred Astaire movies

Top Hat
Last movie John Coffey watched

Towering Inferno
Fred and the cat survived

Royal Wedding
Ripped off by Lionel Richie

Next: James Whale movies

Frankenstein
Classic monster film; Karloff rules!

Show Boat
Melodrama along the mighty Mississippi.

The Invisible Man
Nothing beneath those creepy bandages…

Next: Steven Spielberg movies

Raiders of the Lost Ark
Snakes…O God why snakes?

Empire of the Sun
“I can bring everyone back…”

Jurassic Park
Dinosaur eats lawyer, gets heartburn

Next: George Lucas films

George Lucas films:

American Graffiti:
Modesto, California; one summer’s night.

Star Wars:
Long ago, and far away.

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace:
George, what were you thinking?

Next: Audrey Hepburn films.

Audrey Hepburn Movies

Charade
Cary Grant: Hero or Killer?

Wait Until Dark
Thugs terrorize a blind woman.

My Fair Lady
Snooty professor civilizes Cockney girl
Next: Keanu Reeves movies

Keanu Reeves movies

Point Break
I’m an FBI agent, dude.

Johnny Mnemonic
Gotta put that info somewhere.

Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
Slacker dudes save history, graduate

Next: Movies that bombed at the box office

Movies that bombed at the box office

The Lone Ranger

Who was the intended audience?

Green Lantern

Warner must hate DC comics.

Cutthroat Island

Has anyone actually seen this?

Next: Highest Grossing Films

Titanic
Jack, Rose and a steamship.

Avatar
Mean corporation, blue aboriginals = trouble.

Gone with the Wind
Tomorrow is truly another day.

Next: Movies about moviemaking.

Movies about moviemaking.

Be Kind Rewind
Swede it for yourself, now.

Ed Wood
He only needs one take.

Boogie Nights
Burt Reynolds makes porn flicks.
Next: Movies based on TV series.

Movies based on TV series

Serenity
Firefly fans get a reprieve

Star Trek (2009)
Iconic sci-fi gets dumbed down

Dark Shadows
Johnny Depp couldn’t save it

Next: Pixar Movies

Movies based on TV series

Bewitched

The producers must’ve been stoned.

Mission: Impossible

Good spy movie, horrible adaptation.

  • Get Smart*

Steve Carell kisses The Rock.

Next: Pixar Movies

Pixar Movies

The Incredibles
The name says it all

Toy Story 3
They just keep getting better

Cars 2
Not the same story, unfortunately

Next: Lon Chaney (and/or Jr.) films

Lon Chaney (and/or Jr.) films

The Phantom of the Opera
Ugly organist romances opera singer.

Of Mice and Men
Sweet, wistful brute must die.

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Classic Universal Monsters Get Laughs

Next: Courtroom Dramas