Five-Word Movie Review

Movies of Groucho Marx

Humor Risk
First Marx film, now lost

Duck Soup
Bankrupt country goes to war

Night at the Opera
People overstuffed in the Stateroom

Next: Movies about Thanksgiving

Planes, Trains and Automobiles
Travelers strive to get home

Addams Family Values
Creepy family not eating turkey

You’ve Got Mail
Romance unexpected, delayed, but sweet

Next: Movies you’d like to see in the next month

The Post
Streep, Hanks; can’t go wrong.

I, Tonya
Lillehammer Winter Olympics skating scandal.

Star Wars: The Last Jedi
Looking forward to this one!

Next: Movies about journalists and/or journalism.

The Front Page
Comedy that left me cold

All the President’s Men
Great cast, script - a classic

Spotlight
Reporters break priest abuse story

Next: Movies about bears

Yogi Bear
Aykroyd can do much better.

The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams
Gentle family-friendly story; Haggerty shines.

A Bear Named Winnie
How Pooh-bear came to be.

Next: Movies about horses.

*International Velvet
*Girl, beloved horse win fame

*War Horse
*Noble equine, boy, WWI hell

*Seabiscuit
*Ungainly racehorse lifts country’s spirits

Next: Movies about birds

The Birds
Hitchcock thriller; birds attack people.

Fly Away Home
Geese must be taught migration.

The $1,000,000 Duck
Disney comedy; hasn’t aged well.

Next: Disney live-action movies.

The Parent Trap
Starring Hayley Mills, Hayley Mills.

Escape to Witch Mountain
Loved this as a child.

Saving Mr. Banks
Hanks Surprisingly good as Disney.
Next: live action movies, Disney or otherwise, aimed at children.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Inventor’s magical car delivers fun.

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Wilder? Best Willy Wonka ever.

Homeward Bound: the Incredible Journey
Forgotten pets trek towards home.

Next: Animated films that are more for adults than children.

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Animated films that are more for adults than children.

Fritz the Cat
First X-rated cartoon - earned it!

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
Mixed reviews; Uncanny Valley territory

The Incredibles
Kids don’t get Ayn Rand

Next: Really bad animated movies

Wizards
Ralph Bakshi cannot do fantasy.

Eight Crazy Nights
Sandler should stick with live-action.

Cars 2
Skip; see Cars 3 instead.

Next: Live-action movies that use animation in certain scenes, and vice-versa.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Annoying cartoon character on lam

Mary Poppins
Penguins dance happily with Bert

Enchanted
Endearingly spoofed fairy princess genre

Next: Three good Christmas movies

Three good Christmas movies

Die Hard
Barefoot cop stops Eurotrash criminals

Elf
Elf-raised human finds dad

Bad Santa
Store Santa drinks, swears, steals
Next: Movies that take place during Christmas but aren’t about Christmas

Rocky
Boxer trains over the holidays.

Trading Places
Aykroyd disrupts office Christmas party.

The Silent Partner
Mall Santa engineers bank heist.

Next: Movies about American football.

Windrunner
Troubled, talented kid; ghostly coach.

Knute Rockne: All American
All about Notre Dame coach.

Leatherheads
Early years of American football.
Next: movies whose titles begin with “My.”

My Favorite Year
Affectionate homage to Fifties TV

My Cousin Vinny
New lawyer does surprisingly well

My Little Pony: The Movie
Never, ever gonna see it

Next: movies with titles beginning with “Once”

Once Upon a Time in the West
Long, slow, typical spaghetti western.

Once Upon a Time in America
Rise of New York gangsters.

Once
Different kind of romance movie.

Next: Movies set all or partially in Ireland.

Movies set all or partially in Ireland.
The Quiet Man
Duke, O’Hara bust marital bed

The Crying Game
Conflicted IRA member peruses transwoman

The Secret of Kells
Boy’s adventurous quest with book

Next: Animated holiday movies

The Polar Express
Train ride to Santa’s; charming.

Eight Crazy Nights
Sandler should stick to live-action.

A Christmas Carol (2009)
Animated version of Dickens’ classic.

Next: Jim Carrey movies.

The Mask
Exuberant rogue is dweeb’s doppelganger

Mr. Popper’s Penguins
Family hosts troublesome, lovable birds

Liar Liar
Hilarious courtroom comedy; Carrey’s best

Next: Drew Carey movies