Five-Word Movie Review

Fixing my own goof.

The Philadelphia Story
Character’s name: CK Dexter Haven.

The Awful Truth
The truth is [spoiler alert].

Only Angels Have Wings
Early dramatic role. Totally amazing.

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Next**: movies the plot of which turns on some obsolete law, custom, or necessity, that makes the characters’ motivations seem murky until someone explains it.

Rollerball (1975)
Individual doesn’t realize individuality disliked.

The Wicker Man (1973)
Missing person? No, human sacrifice.

Lost Horizon (1937)
High Lama needed. Conway’s suitable.

Next: Dystopian films.

Dystopian films.

Dredd
Judge Dredd is the law

Silent Running
Dude tries to save trees

Idiocracy
Hehe, this movie kicks balls
Next: More dystopian films

Brazil
I wouldn’t wanna live there.

Return To Oz
Emerald City under oppressive regime.

The Matrix
Pick a pill, any pill.
Next:
Films with a mute character (not Harpo).

Dogma
Silent Bob earns his nickname

Little Miss Sunshine
Teen (mostly) keeps lip zipped
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The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists!*
Monkey butler communicates with signs

Next: Films with at least two monkeys

Monkey Kingdom
Nature documentary about monkey family.

The Jungle Book (1967)
Animated version of Kipling story.

George of the Jungle
Adaptation of wacky television cartoon.

Next: Films of Brendan Fraser.

Dogfight
His screen debut, in 1991

Bedazzled
Hard to outfox the Devil!

The Mummy
Still Fraser’s best, I’d say

Next: Films of Rachel Weisz

The Mummy Returns
She’s the yummy mommy, Mummy.

Constantine
Only reason to watch: her.

Oz the Great and Powerful
See review above: only her.
Next: Films of the 1960s.

The Sound of Music
Classic musical, still popular today.

Oceans 11
Sinatra’s Rat Pack. Need more?

To Kill a Mockingbird
“Stand up, child. Father’s passing.”

Next: Films of the 1970s.

A Clockwork Orange
Ludivenko technique ruins Beethoven’s 5th

The Omega Man
Charleton Heston fends off mutants

The Andromeda Strain
A case FOR drinking sterno
Movies that were parodied in a treehouse of horrer simpsons episode.

Bram Stoker’s Dracula
Keanu Reeves wooden as stake.

The Shining
Work? Play? MUST HAVE BOOZE!

The Island of Dr. Moreau
Beached whale? No, just Brando.

Hmmmmm.

Next: Films where a character refuses or “forgets” to continue a game. :slight_smile:

Can’t come up with three movies like that, unless I’m being whooshed.

I was being snarky, was going to delete it, then thought it was do-able. Not by me at this moment however. :slight_smile:
How 'bout this:

Next: Military films where a main character refuses to carry out an order.

Fail Safe
Cooperate with Russkies? I won’t!

The Hunt for Red October
Return to port? Hell, no!

Crimson Tide
Launch all our missiles? Fuhgeddaboudit!

Next: Military films where a main character gladly carries out an order.

Inglourious Basterds
Get me 100 nazi scalps

Bah! This one is tough! I’m going through this listand most of the drama in these movies is the refusal of orders or the un-gladly following of orders. But now I’m being pulled away to do “work”. Maybe my bump will give someone an idea for the remaining two.

Cx FTR

9th

Military films where a main character gladly carries out an order.

Inglourious Basterds
Get me 100 nazi scalps

Saving Private Ryan
Find soldier, justify war’s hell

Dr. Strangelove
Plan R? Almost like Vegas!

Next…

Love stories where one of the two is physically or mentally disabled