Five-Word Movie Review

More American Graffiti
Uncredited role; he’s probably thankful.

The Frisco Kid
With Gene Wilder; mildly amusing.

Sabrina
Remake that didn’t need making.

Next: Films of Gene Wilder

Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Wish they used book’s title.

Haunted Honeymoon
With Gilda Radner; miss her.

Quackser Fortune has a Cousin in the Bronx
Brilliant, lesser known, little gem.

Next: sleepers (ie, films that did poorly at first, but did well in second run)

The Wizard of Oz
First made profit decade later

Easy Rider
Counterculture surprise hit; cost little

Halloween
Slasher film made big bucks

Next: Big hits that actually sucked

Forrest Gump
Two hours I’ve lost forever.

Rainman
Much false information about autism.

A Quiet Place
That’s not how CIs work!

Next: flops you love

Blade Runner 2049
Worthy successor to sf classic

Cloud Atlas
Different from book but excellent

The Interview
Panned comedy actually pretty funny

Next: Cop-on-the-edge flicks.

Rush
Undercover gets way too real.

Serpico
Fellow cops turn on whistle-blower.

Dirty Harry
Vaguely based on Zodiac case.

Next: missing children films.

It
Monster preys on vulnerable children

Hardcore
Man searches for runaway daughter

8mm
Troubled detective probes snuff films

Next: Movies where evil is satisfyingly defeated

Night of the Hunter
Lillian Gish’s comeback is triumph.

Raiders of the Lost Ark
Holy tablets melt Nazis. Nice.

Wizard of Oz
Dorothy melts Wicked Witch. Nice.

Next: movies where the bad guy wins, but it feels right.

Payback
Grim thug out-thugs Detroit wiseguys

Breaker Morant
Plucky officers scorn military injustice

Alien 3
Ripley dies but defies Company

Next: Movies with particularly good soundtracks

Top Gun
A Two-hour recruitment commercial

Phantom Menace
Trade negotiations in deep space

An officer and a gentleman
A commission and a wife
Next: Movies set mostly at sea.

Hey, we’re back in business! Thanks, AK84.

The Cruel Sea
Book was much, much better

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
Should have started cool franchise

Waterworld
Not awful, but not great

Next: Movies that should have sequels but don’t… yet

My Brilliant Career
Book written; where is movie?

Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
Title: “Finally, The Abba Show!”

Jane Eyre
Actually, I want a prequel.

Next: non-cartoons featuring two or more non-anthropomorphic animals

O Heavenly Dog!
Chevy Chase regrets this film.

Turner & Hooch
Now a streaming service series.

Zebra In The Kitchen
Disney fare: escaped zoo animals.

Next: Steve Martin movies

The Jerk
His first; I hate it

Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid
Great spoof of noir films

Roxanne
Cyrano de Bergerac gets updated

Next: Bill Murray movies

Next: Bill Murray movies

Zombieland
His only regret? Maybe Garfield.

Ghostbusters
Sorry about the bug eyes

Groundhog day
Learned to play piano well

Next…Dan ackroyd

My Stepmother Is An Alien
Strictly two stars, some moments.

Coneheads
Dan at his non-Ghostbuster funniest.

The Blues Brothers
Oh, yeah, he can sing.

Next: Chevy Chase

Walk… Don’t Walk
His screen debut, as “Pedestrian”

Three Amigos
Could’ve been much funnier IMHO

Fletch
Arguably his best, as reporter

Next: Eddie Murphy movies

Is anybody interested in resurrecting this old game? As I recall, we had a lot of fun with it, back in the day.

It is, as the thread title implies, five words about a movie. It need not be a review, but fine words about the movie were fine before; I see no reason why they shouldn’t be now. If anybody wants to try, here we go with Eddie Murphy movies, as we left off, above:

Trading Places
Street kid becomes financial whiz.

The Adventures of Pluto Nash
I’d rather have teeth pulled.

Coming to America
African prince incognito in America.

Next: World War II movies.

I loved this game

Schindler’s List
Rich goy saves many Jews.

Saving Private Ryan
Many sacrifice for one? right?

The Best Years of Our Lives
WWII vets try to readjust.

NEXT: Irene Dunne movies

I’d like to play but I’m only familiar with one of her movies.

Anna and the King of Siam
Not the Deborah Kerr version

If it’s approved, here’s the next round:

Peter Sellers movies