Five-Word Movie Review

More movies with memorable villains

Star Wars: A New Hope
…and cue the labored breathing.

The Dark Knight
Ledger wins Oscar for Joker.

Marvel’s The Avengers
Loki even has EH running.
Next: Movies derived from Comic Strips,

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Dick Tracy
Beatty’s big yellow-suited vanity project.

Li’l Abner
Dogpatch denizens set back South.

Popeye
Epic Robin Williams cinematic misfire.

Next: Movies based on pre-1900 novels.

Beowulf
Grendel’s dead, baby. Grendel’s dead.

The Man in the Iron Mask
Three Musketeers recruit a fourth.

Oliver Twist
Please sir, I want more!

Next: Jeremy Irons movies

Jeremy Irons Movies

Die Hard: With a Vengeance

Hans had a brother, apparently.

The Lion King

Disney’s Hamlet; Irons is Claudius.

Dungeons and Dragons

Awful yet hilariously hammy performances.

Next: Movies set in New York

When Harry Met Sally…
Deli scene still a classic.

Ghost Town
Cantankerous dentist eventually becomes nicer.

I Am Legend
Say goodbye to Brooklyn Bridge!

Next: Zombie movies.

Zombie movies.

Night of the Living Dead
Stay in the damn basement!

Sean of the Dead
Funniest horror since Young Frankenstein.

World War Z
You should read the book.
Next: Film biographies of musicians.

Bird
Jazz saxophonist had tough life.

Lady Sings The Blues
Diana and Billy Dee preen.

Immortal Beloved
Beethoven thought, composed, yearned forever.

Next: Movies set in Florida.

Movies set in Florida

Apollo 13
Real life event–mucho suspense

Sunshine State
John Sayles assembles outstanding cast

Scarface
Not much left of Tony
Next: Anjelica Huston movies

Anjelica Huston movies

Addams Family Values
Morticia is drop dead gorgeous.

The Witches
Scariest witch since Margaret Hamilton.

One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest
Woman in Crowd on Pier
Next: Winona Ryder films.

Winona Ryder films

Alien: Resurrection
There was really no need

Star Trek
She was Spock’s mother? MOTHER?

Mermaids
Coming of age around Cher?
Next: William Holden movies

Sunset Boulevard
Holden’s dead as movie starts.

Network
Mad as hell and I’m…

The Towering Inferno
Wait…wasn’t this already mentioned?

Next category…?

D’oh!!!

Next: Movies from the French New Wave.

La jetée
Loosely inspired Gilliam’s 12 Monkeys.

À bout de souffle
Young criminal falls for girl.

Les quatre cents coups
Troubled boy escapes to beach.

Next: Movies about business geniuses.

Movies about business geniuses.

Big
This guy knows how kids think.

Citizen Kane
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan…

Wall Street
Michael Douglas’s a giant prick.
Next: Movies on the beach

On the Beach
Aussies, others mourn world’s end.

Beach Blanket Bingo
Frankie, Annette find love, sand.

Suddenly, Last Summer
Spanish guys can be dangerous!

Next: Movies set in California that aren’t about Hollywood.

The Maltese Falcon
Detective and crooks seek statue.

Dirty Harry
Tough cop violates crooks’ rights.

Chinatown
Detective can’t stop perverted millionaire.

New topic: Movies About Nice Aliens

Movies About Nice Aliens

Mac and Me
Alien drank Coke to survive

E.T. The Extra-terrestrial
Cost $435,110,554 to phone home

Alien Nation
They tried to fit in

Next: Errol Flynn movies

Movies About Nice Aliens

Superman
…who, disguised as Clark Kent…

Men In Black
Some of them are nice.

*Battle Beyond The Stars *
That is one hot Valkyrie.
Next: Erroll Flynn movies.

In the Wake of the Bounty
Never released in the U.S.

Captain Blood
Truly, the epitome of “swashbuckler.”

They Died With Their Boots On
Loose retelling of Custer’s life.

Next: Movies set in New York State but not New York City.