Five-Word Movie Review

Movies about food

Ratatouille
Pixar’s love-letter to French cuisine

Chef
Favreau takes break from blockbusters

The Menu
Sins revealed, punished, by chef

Next: Movies About Rural Living

Bad Day at Black Rock
Nobody wants Spencer Tracy around

In the Heat of the Night
“They call me Mister Tibbs!”

Doc Hollywood
Dr. Stone’s stuck in Grady

Next: More movies about rural living

Cars
Doc Hollywood on four wheels.

Witness
Ford, while hiding, helps Amish.

Field of Dreams
Ballpark in cornfield? They’ll come.

Next: Movies based on actual historical events

Glory
Black troops help crush slavery

Iron Jawed Angels
Suffragists struggle for voting rights

All the Way
Cranston is great as LBJ

Next:

Movies that get history wrong

Anastasia
DNA says that she isn’t.

Birth of a Nation
Historical film; terrible history lesson.

JFK
Maybe least accurate film ever.

NEXT: Fiction people think is true

The Sound of Music
Rode a train into Switzerland

Argo
Canadian embassy’s part is downplayed

Chariots of the Gods
The answer to everything: Aliens!

Next: Movies by Sofia Coppola

The Virgin Suicides
Sisters have some big problems

Lost in Translation
Lonely wife, washed-up star bond

The Beguiled
Downbeat Civil War feminist drama

Next up:

Movies costarring actors better known as a directors

Eyes Wide Shut
Sydney Pollack as Victor Ziegler

The Village
Director played a park ranger

Pulp Fiction
Tarantino’s Jimmy shelters “the dorks”

Next: Movies with large groups of children as central characters

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
Golden Tickets reveal true character(s)

Weapons
Kids disappear; school-shooting horror parable?

Lord of the Flies
Civilization’s veneer is very thin

Next:

Movies focusing on old people

Movies focusing on old people

Driving Miss Daisy
Black chauffeur drives Jewish widow

Cocoon
Oldsters are revitalized by aliens

Grumpy Old Men
Feuding neighbors make lives miserable

Next: Movies With Unlikeable Protagonists

Payback
Coolest antihero ever, I’d say!

Best in Show
Everyone is totally annoying. Everyone.

Wall Street
Entitled douchebags, white-collar criminals abound.

Next up:

Movies about people who are pure at heart but not annoying

Mr. Smith Goes To Washington
Idealistic Senator fights government corruption

Mr. Deeds Goes To Town
Smalltown millionaire helps poor farmers

Mulan (1998)
Woman fights for family, country

Next:

Movies Starring Jimmy Stewart

Rear Window
First base with Grace Kelly

Harvey
Overly referenced in subsequent movies

The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
Rare billing above John Wayne

Next: John Ford movies

The Tornado
His first (1917); now lost

Napoleon’s Barber
His first talkie, also lost

The Battle of Midway
He was wounded while filming

Next up:

More John Ford movies

Up the River
Spencer Tracy, Humphrey Bogart debuts

How Green Was My Valley
First Oscar for Best Director

Donovan’s Reef
Ford’s last with the Duke

Next: Even more John Ford movies

My Darling Clementine
Col. Sherman Potter’s favorite film

They Were Expendable
PT boats, but no JFK

Chesty
Not about what you think!

Next up:

Alex Proyas films

Knowing
It’s better not to know

I, Robot
You, Sonny, learns to wink

Dark City
Beware the Strangers wearing trenchcoats

Next: A24 movies

Midsommar
Not the nicest cult around

Ex Machina
Beautiful robot is tough cookie

Civil War
America in, say, five years?

Next up:

Less-well-known Spencer Tracy movies

Dante’s Inferno
Bribe, suicide, trial, start over!

Fury
Loosely based on Leo Frank.

The Sea of Grass
High-grossing, but not very well-remembered.

NEXT: US films of Fritz Lang

The Big Heat
Tough cop takes on gangsters

Man Hunt
In crosshairs? Der Fuhrer himself

Contempt
Ol’ Fritz appears as himself

Next up:

More US films of Fritz Lang