Five-Word Movie Review

Bombshell
Dropped a bomb on Fox

Blonde
Salacious interpretation of Marilyn’s life

Wired
Watch John Belushi short circuit

Next: Biopics denounced by their subjects

The Apprentice
POTUS not a big fan

Nixon
John Dean threatened to sue

The Social Network
Mark Zuckerberg was relatively critical

Next up:

Movies with ugly animals

Jumanji
All the animals appear demonic

Turner & Hooch
Man, that’s one ugly dog

Cujo
Obligatory entry in this category

Next: Creepy dolls

M3GAN
Skynet on two girlish legs

Child’s Play
First of gazillion Chucky movies

Rag Doll
Voodoo curse animates title object

Next up:

Movies with non-creepy dolls

Barbie
Nothing creepy about Margot Robbie

Welcome to Marwen
Dolls help man with PTSD

The Indian in the Cupboard
Couldn’t compete with Toy Story

Next: Movies that feature inanimate objects

2001: A Space Odyssey
Alien monolith appears three times

Raiders of the Lost Ark
Nazis open at their peril

K2
Two dudes climb tall mountain

Next up:

Films featuring large, moving but non-alive objects

Titanic
Ship splits like a banana

Speed
The bus that can’t stop

The Day the Earth Stood Still
Gort answers only to Klaatu

Next: Movies that copied/ripped off more successful films

Mac and Me
E.T. clone oft-mocked by Conan

Deathstalker
Bigger Conan should have sued

Little Bee
As Seinfeld should have, too

Next up:

Other Seinfeld movies

Unfrosted
What’s the deal with Pop-Tarts?

Comedian
What’s the deal with comedy?

Bee Movie
What’s the deal with bees?

Next:

Movies About Food or Chefs

Who Is Killing The Great Chefs Of Europe?
And why would we care?

Ratatouille
Unsanitary health practices, gourmet food

Sausage Party
Got surprisingly good reviews overall

Next: The Films of Bob Hope

Road to Singaapore
First “Road” movie with Bing

Boy, Did I Get the Wrong Number
Ma Bell’s the real star

That Little Monster
It’s Rosemary’s Baby meets Eraserhead

Next: Budcoms (Buddy comedies)

Dude, Where’s My Car?
Dude, where’s the entertainment here?

Wayne’s World
“No way! From sketches? Schwing!”

Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
Good lesson: excellence towards others.

Next: Hugh Grant Romcoms

Four Weddings and a Funeral
Made big splash in it

Love Actually
Romance finds a reluctant PM

Notting Hill
Funny, sweet, clever - a classic

Next up:

Movies set all or mostly in London

Murder by Decree
Sherlock Holmes tracks the Ripper.

Ballet Shoes
Sisters study for the stage.

Georgy Girl
Rambling, haphazard, and somehow fun.

NEXT: Fictional movies about real people

Fictional movies about real people

The Prestige
Tesla helps magician, invents “teleportation”

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Freeing slaves and slaying vamps

Time After Time
HG Wells builds time machine

Next:

Movies Led By Legendary Actresses

Movies Led By Legendary Actresses

All About Eve
Really, it’s all about Bette

Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf
Liz unleashes all on Dick

Ninotchka
Garbo speaks! And she laughs!

Next: Leading men of the 30s

Well, the thread is still about “movie reviews,” but these flicks featured three leading men of the '30s:

A Free Soul
Clark Gable’s breakout, as gangster

The Private Life of Henry VIII
Charles Laughton’s ugly but compelling

Captains Courageous
Spencer Tracy won an Oscar

Next up:

Films starring leading ladies of the '30s

The Awful Truth
Excellent work by popular Dunne.

Ninotchka
Tagline was “Garbo laughs!” --'nuff.

His Girl Friday
Best version of Front Page.

NEXT: Movies with a scene where some kind of background drama is overshadowed by foreground goofiness.

Hmm, I can’t think of three movies where that happens. Usually it’s the other way 'round.

I’m not sure I understand it, but in the interests of keeping the game going, I’ll give it a try.

Airplane!
Dialogue taken verbatim from drama.

Top Secret
Serious bookstore scene; hilarious ending.

My Fair Lady
“Ladylike” Eliza cheers her horse.

Something easy for the next one, I think. Let’s try:

Michael Caine movies