Five-Word Movie Review

Umm, Edward G. Robinson?

Soylent Green
Soylent Green is [Spoiler Alert]

The Woman in the Window
Don’t talk to her. Seriously.

Double Indemnity
Accident? I believe that. [/sarcasm]
Next: Silent films

It’s what? Tell me! Tell me!

Silent Films

Modern Times
Chaplin caught up in clock

Metropolis
Lang’s classic inspires many others

Silent Movie
immortal Words of Marcel Marceau…

Next: Movies featuring Brion James

Why, soy and lentils. That’s why it’s called that.

Seriously, for anyone who really doesn’t know,click here, but it’s a big, fat spoiler.

Brion James movies

Blade Runner
“Wake up - time to die!”

48 Hrs.
Eddie’s first big movie hit.

The Player
Studio exec disdainful of all.

Next: Larry Hagman movies.

Larry Hagman movies.

Dallas: The Early Years
Larry played J. R. Ewing.

Dallas: J. R. Returns
Larry played J. R. Ewing.

Dallas: War of the Ewings
Larry played J. R. Ewing.

or

Superman
Larry messes with Miss Teschmacher.

S.O.B.
Larry plays a movie executive.

Beware! The Blob
Larry actually directed this turkey.
Next: Tony Randall movies.

Arsenic and Old Lace
TV movies count, don’t they?

Love, Sidney
Make a real movie, Randall!

Pillow Talk
Finally! Supporting roles still count.
Next: MST3K films

MST3K films

Laserblast
Good God, is this dull

Manos, the Hands of Fate
Makes Plan 9 utterly enjoyable

Alien From LA
Whatever happened to Kathy Ireland?
Next: Possessed-by-the-Devil films

Possessed-by-the-Devil films

Fallen
Tiii-iiii-iiiii-iiime…is on my side… :eek:

The First Power
Like an infomercial for Satan.

Witchboard
At last! Tawny Kitaen naked.

Next: Movies with famous uncredited roles/cameos

Saboteur
Dorothy Parker has one line

The Exorcist
McCambridge’s voice not credited initially

King Kong (1976)
Baker credits: “make-up”; “special thanks”
Next: films of Lon Chaney

Films of Lon Chaney

London After Midnight
Getta load of those teeth!

Hunchback of Notre Dame
Quasimodo not on football team

Phantom of The Opera
Ballroom scene is in color
Next:** Lon Chaney, Jr. films**

** Lon Chaney, Jr. films:**

The Ghost of Frankenstein:
His first Frankenstein Monster role.

Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man:
Chaney’s Wolfman against Lugosi’s Frankenstein.

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein:
Universal’s monsters try some comedy.

Next: Henry Fonda movies.

The Big Street
Lucille Ball can be evil

Yours, Mine, and Ours
Duggers, eat your hearts out

On Golden Pond
The Academy finally paid up
Next: movies based on true crimes

Movies based on true crimes

In Cold Blood
Robert Blake’s a killer, imagine.

Helter Skelter
Charles Manson’s family go nuts.

Dog Day Afternoon
Al Pacino’s a bank robber.
Next: George Reeves movies.

Gone with the Wind
Plays a dashing Tarleton twin.

Always A Bride
Unlikely candidate in political comedy.

Sex Hygiene
Army training film - beware hookers!

Next: Mark Lenard movies.

Mark Lenard movies:

Star Trek III: The Search for Spock:
He plays the Ambassador Sarek.

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home:
Again, he plays Ambassador Sarek.

Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country:
He still plays Ambassador Sarek.

Next: Movies about college life.

Movies about college life.

Old School

Middle aged men start fraternity.

An Extremely Goofy Movie

Wasn’t one goofy movie enough?

Animal House

Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! etc.

Next: Isaiah Washington Movies

The Color of Love
His first movie, in 1991.

Welcome to Collinwood
Cleveland crooks bungle big heist.

Bulworth
Senator goes off deep end.

Next: Nancy Davis Reagan movies.

**Nancy Davis Reagan movies. **

Donovan’s Brain
It controls her every move.

The Next Voice You Hear
God talks through the radio.

Shadow in the Sky
She’s Ralph Meeker’s love interest.
Next: The films of Jimmy Durante

It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
He kicked the bucket - really!

Speak Easily
Appeared with Buster Keaton, 1932.

Frosty the Snowman
He sang in, narrated classic.

Next: Olivia de Havilland movies.

Olivia de Havilland movies.

The Adventures of Robin Hood

The technicolor is eye popping.

Gone with the Wind

Apparently slavery wasn’t that bad.

Airport '77

Prime decade of disaster films.

Next: Homoerotic 80’s movies!