Five-Word Movie Review

*The Lost World *(1925)
First big special effects spectacular.

Fantasia
The way their world ended.

Jurassic Park
“Cretaceous Park” would be better.
Next: movies showing a TV or TV-like device made before 1950.

Modern Times (1936)
Company’s owner on the screen.

The Wizard of Oz (1939)
Aunt Em via Crystal Ball.

Ma and Pa Kettle (1949)
Futuristic House has a TV.

Next: non-Star Trek films of William Shatner.

Judgment at Nuremberg
Very young; very, very handsome.

The Outrage
American Rashomon in old West.

Impulse
Shatner is a serial killer.
Next: films of Ingrid Bergman.

Casablanca
Beautiful and charismatic beyond words.

Notorious
Star turn in Hitchcock classic.

A Woman Called Golda
Nimoy played her long-suffering husband.

Next: Movies with an elevator scene

Ascenseur pour l’échafaud (Elevator to the Gallows)
“Stuck in elevator” not alibi.

The Towering Inferno
Exterior elevator plays major role.

Shallow Hal
Trapped with life coach Robbins.
Next: movies with the same time segment from different perspectives.

Rashomon
Not how I remember it!

The Conversation
Emphasis can make big difference.

Vantage Point
Assassination attempt goes seriously awry.

Next: Movies about frenemies

** Movies about frenemies**

Amadeus

Jealous mediocrity ruins destitute genius.

Star Trek

Reboot pits Spock against Kirk.

Mean Girls

Lindsay Lohan’s only decent movie.

Robert Cummings Films

Saboteur
Screenplay: Dorothy Parker; Director: Hitchcock.

King’s Row
Blah, blah, Ronald Reagan, blah.

Dial M for Murder
IMO, his very best film.
Next: Lillian Gish’s sound films

Top Man
Nothing to do with Ark

The Night of the Hunter
Mitchum is really bad guy

The Whales of August
Her last movie; with Bette

Next: Movies about golf

Caddyshack
I’m betting on the gopher.

The Caddy
Martin and Lewis are mediocre.

Pat and Mike
Tracy and Hepburn are sensational.
Next: Movies centered around one or more wild animals.

Bringing up Baby
The leopard has dual role.

King Kong
This is the “or more.”

Bwana Devil
Maneating lions in first 3D!
Next: locked room mysteries.

locked room mysteries.

Flightplan

Dumb reveal mirrors absurd plot.

Non-Stop

Villain’s motivations are nauseatingly bad.

Clue

Excellent cast delivers hilarious performances.

Next: Films defined by their paratexts.

Birth of a Nation
It’s racist; it’s film history.

Fahrenheit 451
Bradbury not happy with paratexts.

The Blair Witch Project
Paratexts proceeded premiere by months.
Next:** films that took place entirely, or almost entirely, on trains.**

films that took place entirely, or almost entirely, on trains.

Silver Streak

Pryor disguises Wilder in blackface.

Source Code

Dead men have no rights.

Terror Train

Curtis vs. not Michael Myers.

Next: PG-13 movies that use the word “Fuck”.

PG-13 movies that use the word “Fuck”.

The Aviator
Baldwin (as Trippe) drops it.

The Wedding Singer
Incredibly, not by Billy Idol!

Skyfall
Dench’s M says the F!

Next: R, X, or NC-17 rated movies (in English) that do not use the word "fuck."

** R, X, or NC-17 rated movies (in English) that do not use the word “fuck.”**

Halloween

The Night He Came Home!

Midnight Cowboy

Sweeps Oscars, despite X rating.

Blazing Saddles

[racial slur] ensures R rating.

Next: Films based on works by Stephen King.

The Shawshank Redemption
Prison drama with happy ending.

The Green Mile
Prison drama with… you know.

The Stand
End of the world, kinda.

Next: Movies set mostly, or entirely, in hotels

The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
Old Brits move to India.

The Cocoanuts
Marx Bros. ru(i)n the place.

What’s Up, Doc?
Funny conventioners fall in love.
Next: Movies with robots

Movies with robots

Robots

Ewan Mcgregor post- ‘Star Wars’.

Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey

Pam Grier is really Rufus.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Michael Bay loves robot testicles.

Next: 1990 Sequels

i.e. sequels that came out in 1990 (there were quite a lot)