Pirates of the Caribbean
Picture Keith Richards as Blackbeard.
Anna Karenina
Dashing Russian officer seduces housewife.
***Seeking a Friend for the End of the World ***
Yep, the world really ends.
Next: Jerry Lewis or Dean Martin (not both) movies
Jerry Lewis or Dean Martin (not both) movies
The Silencers
Drunken singer saves the world
The Cannonball Run
Drunken singer races cross country
Airport
Drunken singer saves injured jet
Next: Elijah Wood non-LOTR movies
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Wow, Carrey can actually act!
The Good Son
Culkin kid kills stuff, cool.
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Couldn’t think of a third one…
Next: Movies about religions aside from Christianity.
C’mon, buddha. You could’ve checked IMDb.
Movies about religions aside from Christianity
Exodus
Scrappy Jews start new country.
Gandhi
Salt! Peace! Ouch, I’m shot!
Bend It Like Beckham
Sikhs are normal people, too.
Next: Natalie Portman movies.
Natalie Portman movies
Black Swan
More than sensational lesbian sex.
Thor
Astrophysicists never looked so good.
V for Vendetta
She even looks good bald.
Next:
Marx Brothers films
Marx Brothers Movies
Duck Soup
Firefly leads Fredonia to war!
Horsefeathers
College president quarterbacks football team.
Animal Crackers
Painting’s stolen while explorer’s feted.
New topic: Thirties-Forties Gangster Movies
Marx brothers films:
Horse Feathers
Way to score a touchdown!
Duck Soup
Groucho and Harpo - mirror Images
A Night at the Opera
That stateroom is crowded!
Up next: silent era horror films.
Silent era horror films
The Golem
Not THAT one, my precious!
Nosferatu
Boy, was Bram Stoker pissed!
Frankenstein
Boy, was Mary Shelley pissed!
Next: Christopher Lee non-LOTR movies
Christopher Lee non-LOTR movies
The Last Unicorn
He plays evil King Haggard.
Star Wars 3: Revenge of the Sith
He plays evil Count Dooku.
The Return of Captain Invincible
He plays evil Mr. Midnight.
Next:
30s/40s Gangster Movies
30s/40s Gangster Movies
Little Caesar
Advisory: This isn’t about Pizza!
High Sierra
Bogey’s character violates his parole.
White Heat
Criminal pines for mother’s approval.
Next:
Al Pacino films
Al Pacino movies:
Cruising
Mysteries of the hanky code.
And Justice For All
You are out of order!
Insomnia
His last really good role.
Up next: film adaptations of literary classics.
Thanks, Prof. P., for picking up on the overlooked category from post 166.
Don Draper, remember Rule 3, and make sure every time that you haven’t been ninja’d as to the next category, please.
Film adaptations of literary classics
Gone with the Wind
The world gave a damn.
The Grapes of Wrath
Okies didn’t have it easy.
Pride & Prejudice
Luminous Knightley stole the show.
Next: Pre-1975 space travel movies.
Pre-1975 space travel movies
Silent Running
Huey, Dewey, Louie in space
*It! The Terror From Beyond Space *
Alien minus Sigourney Weaver’s panties
2001: A Space Odyssey
The colors, man, the colors
Next: Samuel Jackson movies
Pulp Fiction
Discusses cheeseburgers with fellow killer.
The Phantom Menace
Bald, black, badass top Jedi!
Jackie Brown
Don’t mess with him, bro.
Next: John Travolta movies.
John Travolta movies
Moment By Moment
Lily Tomlin’s great, but JEEEEZ!
Pulp Fiction
Doing the Batusi with Uma
The Devil’s Rain
His dialogue was dubbed. Badly!
Next: Christina Ricci movies
Mermaids
Her first movie - so small!
The Addams Family
Perhaps her finest acting work?
Prozac Nation
Depression and drugs - what fun!
Next: Raul Julia films.
Raul Julia films
Kiss of the Spider-Woman
Prisoners share a cell and love.
Frankenstein Unbound
Gomez Addams is Dr. Frankenstein.
Mack the Knife
A knife has MacHeath, babe.
Next:
Baseball movies
Baseball movies:
Moneyball:
Not for the mathematically challenged.
Major League:
Can misfits make the Series?
The Bad News Bears:
This ain’t the Major Leagues.
Next: Prisoner of War movies.
The Deer Hunter–Two vets want one woman
The Hanoi Hilton–Not starring Hanoi Jane Fonda
Prisoner of War–Title says everything about it
Next up: Hannibal Lechter movies
Hannibal Lechter movies
Silence of the Lambs
“A woman suit” is creepy
Manhunter
Second by a SMALL margin
Red Dragon
Haven’t I seen this before?
Next: Roger Corman movies