Five-Word Movie Review

Nitpick: Milk isn’t a coming-out story.

Anyway:

The Atomic Cafe
The story of the bomb.

Super-Size Me
Guy nearly dies from McDonald’s.

Paradise Lost: The Robin Hood Hill Murders
Original doc about the WM3.

Next: movie where large portion takes place in a private vehicle (car, RV, motorcycle, row-boat, etc., but no trains, ships, or buses).

From Dusk til Dawn
Clooney/Tarauntino hijack priest’s RV

Paul
Pegg/Frost RV with alien

Deathproof
Russel murders chicks with car

Next up:

Movies with huge car crashes/pileups

The Blues Brothers
They’re on mission from G-d.

Vanilla Sky
I’m never getting another car.

Duel
One semi is pretty huge.
Next: Vampire movies: one silent, one B&W talkie, one color.

Nosferatu (silent)
Murnau’s classic film, still scary.

Dracula (B&W talkie)
Bela Lugosi’s most memorable role?

Interview with the Vampire (color)
Chilling performance by Tom Cruise.

Next: Movies that take place in and around San Francisco.

Vertigo
Man stalks dead crush’s lookalike.

Milk
Sean Penn is startlingly good.

Zodiac
Cops chase elusive serial killer.
Next: movies from 1939.

Gone with the Wind
Epic won “Best Production” Oscar

Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
Senate chamber replica slightly smaller

The Wizard of Oz
Breathtaking shift to full color

Next: Movies from 1940

The Grapes of Wrath
Thought-provoking Depression road trip. Recommended.

The Philadelphia Story
Hepburn, Grant, Stewart: remarriage comedy.

Fantasia
Animated Disney classic; excellent music.

Next: Why not? Films of 1941.

The Maltese Falcon
Bogie gives 'em the bird.

Citizen Kane
Orson never did one better.

Shadow of the Thin Man
Another in an inspired series.
Next: Films of 2041. (Use your imagination.)

Transformers 32: From beyond the grave
Undead Bay is himself transformed

Star Wars Ep 22
Attack of the Solo clones

To live and die in Trump’s America
Historic set piece, mostly sad

Next up:
Movies about (or featuring) cannibalism for survival (not like serial killer freako cannibals)

Alive
Soccer team crashes in Andes.

The Donner Party
The name says it all.

The Severed Arm
They cut a bit early.
Next: big-budget musicals.

The Music Man
Robert Preston gives standout performance.

Guys and Dolls
Who knew Brando could sing?

Hairspray (2007)
Fun comedy with a message.

Next: Drive-in B pictures.

The Manitou
Woman’s neck possessed by demi-god.

Grease II
Yeah, Grease had a sequel.

The Towering Inferno
The big screen is special.
Next: more Bechdel Test movies (they have at least two women who talk to each other about something besides men).

The Truth About Cats & Dogs
Two galpals talk, laugh, learn

No Country for Old Men
Woman, mom talk in cab

Jackie Brown
Jackie chats with two women

Next: Movies drenched in testosterone

Braveheart
It just pours out.

Casualties of War
In a bad way, here.

Saving Private Ryan
Great movie; no Bechdel award.
Next: movies that really are enjoyable for the whole family. (Not just kids’ movies that don’t put parents to sleep, or parents’ movies that don’t scare kids.)

The Incredibles
Super family learns to relate

Ratatouille
Rats in the kitchen good

Wreck it Ralph
Charming game characters go adventuring

Next up:

Air Bud movies

(There’s more than 3, right?)

Edit: bloody 'ell, just looked it up. There are ducking 14 of them. I’ve made myself sad.

Well, I haven’t seen any of them, so I can’t do this one.

Me neither. But prof has grandkids. Hell be along shortly to give as a run down.

Oh, no, not Air Bud or any of the Bud puppy movies. I’ve never seen one, and never plan to watch one. Fortunately my grandson was never interested. Now he’s 16, so he’s mainly interested in action, gore and sex. The last movie we watched together was The Big Lebowski. He loved it. He still doesn’t know what happened, but he loved it.

Blah! Did I screw us? Did I win? How long shall we give it before we bail on it?