The odd one, but you have to remember we’re talking hormone saturated teen-agers here. She’d have to do something special to take the image away of her 18 y.o. daughter that you just know puts out :). For many “kids”, its a horrible thing to even imagine 45+ or so year old people having sex. (Its kinda funny. I’m that number will start going up as I get older!)
As a matter of fact, I am still steadfast in the belief my parents never, uh, did it. I’m certain I was bought on the black market along with my other 2 siblings.
magdalene in soft faded jeans worn with sexy boots. You push the button on her back and she tells every private detail of her romantic relationships. Fun and educational.
FairyChatMom in the whole June Cleaver get up. A removable June Cleaver get up. Underneath she’s got this little satin number. The things you could do with the pearls.
Me with my ever-ready box of Power Donuts™ and a button on my tummy. When you push the button a little lightbulb pops out of my head and it randomly lights up or not.
Francesca with her hair in a bun and her glasses around her neck on a leash carrying a stack of books. Wearing her genie pants.
ShibbOleth can be a Bruce Willis clone if it makes him happy. But no super powers or cool accessories for you!
Spider Woman is a stumper. I’ll leave creative control with her. But she’ll have Mysterious Eyes™.
bernse comes with a park bench. He’d sit and leer at the other (female) action figures. His accessory would be a little bottle of Ripple in a paper bag.
The kabbes action figure still needs work. We can’t get the voice quite right when it says “Eat your greens!”, “Stay regular!” and “Eek”.
-Rue.
A little satin number? Like what?? Satin cutouts saying: “.001” glued to my belly? Tsk, tsk, Rue… I’m not one to judge, but you are one sick puppy… so, anyway, tell me more about the pearls…
Please let me know where to send my $2. Laughing this hard makes my $2.50 morning espresso unnecessary. Save 20%. Ooh, but the stamp… hmm, what’s 16/250… 8/125… hmm, 8/120 is close enough, I can do that one? 1/15, well, halfway between a tenth and a twentieth, but lean towards the twentieth side because of cheating on the 125 part (yes, this is much easier than pressing the little calculator button) – let’s say, Save 7%. (Doggone. 6.4%. Bad guess.)
Love the randomness of your lightbulb.
The leash is a mystery: Francesca on a leash? Glasses on a leash? Francesca standing on a leash, which is somehow carrying her stack of books?
Snickers, the pearls are the best part! The accessorize the June Cleaver motif, and when that comes off… you don’t need the pearls anymore!
They have a clip so you can use the pearls as a key ring, or a tie to keep a bread bag closed (if you loose the tie the bread bag came with), or a ponytail holder, and since they are a Space Age unbreakable plastic, you can even use them in the washer to keep a pair of socks together (no more wasted time matching socks!). 1,001 uses!
I should be in Marketing. (That’s “selling stuff”, not running out and buying a loaf of bread and some milk. That would be “Purchasing”.)
Maybe I could intrest Another Primate in an Official Puddin’ Leash…
The Marketing tie-ins are endless! Thanks for the tip, Shibb.
-Rue.
Another Primate, welcome to the Boards, by the way. Been around two whole days? Nice. Good job on putting something for your bio. You might want to flesh it out a bit sometime. Not that I’m criticising, mind you. I’m just pointing it out. “I’m a girl” might help, what with your androgenous alias and all.
-Rue.
P.S. This is a great way to pad you post count, thinking of more things to say, right after you hit “Submit”.
Another Primate, can I call you AP? No, well, then it’s settled. Okay, AP, Rue is correct. I have seen him called many, many things: happy things, naughty things, fatherly things, but I cannot recall ever seeing anyone calling him Mr. DeDay before. But it is a polite way to address your elders. If he is elder. You can never really tell around here.
Sorry about the ramblings, but this is my own peculiar way to say welcome.
And please buy lots of my action figurines. I don’t get a cut, but it’s good for my Q-ratings. Or at least that’s what my publicist tells me.
“One weekend my boyfriend and I did it so much that we broke his air mattress…do you think that’s normal? I mean, when we are together we are some kind of sex FIENDS…I need to read this month’s Cosmo to find out if that’s normal…”
I was Dr. DeDay once. But that was when I was dead. I’m much better now.
Now if you broke a regular mattress and reduced a box spring to kindling, that might be a sign of problems.
-Rue. (who’s pretty impressed with that double quote in one post)
So those nachos we’re all in search of…do they have toppings? If so, what kind? That’s the real test, you know. Finding a common bond. You like bingo. I like bingo*. Let’s get nekkid.
[sub]*Bingo was only an example. You may replace it with Twister or Strip Happy Days. [/sub]
