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*Originally posted by Rue DeDay *
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Maybe Spider Webbbbing [sup]TM[/sup], which I would distribute when not giving hugs.
(Action Figure still a work in progress)
[financial geek]Oh, 5% coupon, 15 year term?[/financial geek]
I think Spider Webbbbing™ would be an uncommon bond. Unique to the marvelousness that is Spider Woman. The hugs could stand to be more common. Yeah, hugs are good.
(slipping back into my Self-Help Guru sweater)
Hey everyone! Hug someone today! Hug someone right now! Make the World a better place.
(taking off my S-H G sweater)
And if you’re hugging a hot (member of your preferred gender), give 'em a friendly lick, too. What could it hurt?
-Rue.
The eyes. It could hurt their eyes, if you licked them.
OK, important safety tip! No licking eyes! Repeat… DO NOT lick the hot (member of your preferred gender)'s eyes.
Thank you.
Well, if the person is really hot, you could burn your tongue… 
::cue first few bars of the Beatles’ Help!
The name is Bond. Bob Bond. I’ll take my Budweiser shaken, not stirred.
[sub]Now there’s a common Bond
and don’t even get me started about covalent bonds[/sub]
Oh dear :eek: I thought Rue ran a family safe thread!!
Rue DeDay
I.
Owe.
You.
A.
Beer.
A really nice one.
Rue, I’m going to be hiring you to write the Happy Fun Squad Members’ manual.
You’re a sick bastard, but you’re the only logical pick for the job.
Elly
The whole time I was reading your “books” the voice in my head sounded like the guy from the Goofy cartoons whenever it was one of those Goofy-Is-Learning-How-To… episodes. Write a book on psychology and 'splain me why that is.
What’s there to explain? Those episodes were narrated by the fourth or fifth smartest guy in the world. When you read something that is obviously of that intellectual caliber, you naturally associate that voice.
Or, you’re just waiting for someone to fall off a cliff and scream “Oooooh-ho-ho-hoiiiiii!!!”.
The smart money’s on the cliff scenario.
-Rue.
Please, don’t hate me.
I just realized, I have Diet Tips. There’s a certain irony here, but we won’t go into that.
There. I feel better.
-Rue.
Ah, more Randomness that is Rue. Just makes my coffee taste better.
Yeah, it’s way better than that Creamer Powder, innit it? At least you don’t have to worry about ingesting rat droppings and bug parts with me. Nuh-uh. 100% pure Rue, with no cereal fillers.
Isn’t that an oxymoron??
Who you callin’ a moron?
Huh? What? Really?
So your sayin’ I’m adulterated in some way?
Wait, that doesn’t… oh, the heck with it.
-Rue.
This is a long thread. Click here to review it.
(Sorry, I’ve wanted to do that for a while now.)
I think that she’s calling you eight morons. Or maybe that’s octamoronic…?
Anyway, I would have commented earlier but I have been trapped in an endless review loop for the past half an hour. Don’t these things come with instructions?
[sub]PS Rue, you gonna be in the vicinity of the Oktoberfest this weekend?[/sub]
Sorry, Shibb, my pal. Gotta wedding to attend. (Stupid cousin.)
Sunday looks a bit booked too. (Rats!) (That was just a general interjection, I’m not going to be busy with rats.)
Have it your way. I will likely have the Olethlings out there sometime on Sunday afternoon, whooping it up, doing the chicken dance with all the drunk old blue haired ladies.
Saturday we may go check out the new Sumatran rhino baby at le Zoo.
Yee haw!
Have fun with that ratty cousin of yours.