If “the beast” is this thread, you’ve sold me.
Yay! We’ve sold Jack Batty!
Now how much am I bid for John DiFool?
Just make sure my pimp gets his cut. I don’t need another back-hand across the kisser.
This is like a whole new form of poetry. Kind of like a Haiku… maybe a “Jeeshe”?
Here is the centre of the universe _
No, wait a sec, it is here _
Everything is nothing.
Nothing is everything.
All there is, is not.
Is, too! 
Burma Shave.
And everything you know is wrong.
Betcha didn’t know the South won the Civil War!
That’s The War of Northern Aggression!!
Art cancers are removed
All vents indicate open,
All hatches indicate closed.
Artz go boom.
I faw down.
the thread slips into
the incomprehensible
this is the last post
garygnu and Tyler too!
54 Fighting or Fort!
pssst…you’ve not seen me, got it?
What is, is. What was, will be. What will be was but will be again.
As it is written, so it shall be done! thumps chest