flame of moderarors of SDMB

[Sitnam]

My vote: Sober as a judge and just discovered a new trolling method.

[criminey.jicket]

Geez. I wander in and the next thing I know, I’m waking up on a farm in Africa at the foot of the Ngong Hills.

Coffee, anyone?

[Qadgop_the_Mercotan]

@criminey.jicket

Geez. I wander in and the next thing I know, I’m waking up on a farm in Africa at the foot of the Ngong Hills.

Coffee, anyone?

Free trade?

[cosmosdan]

@Giraffe

jessesheeran, on behalf of all message board moderators everywhere, allow me to profusely apologize for the shabby treatment you have received. While we strive to provide a safe and welcoming environment for even the most illiterate dingbats to post any and all half-formed ramblings that pass through their heads, we do occasionally fall to live up to the standards of excellence we strive for. I do hope you’ll continue to share with us any ideas or overheard bits of conversation you happen to come across. Don’t worry about explaining what you mean or writing in complete sentences – we’re more than happy to figure it out ourselves from links and a few scraps of seemingly unrelated gibberish. Honestly, it’s our pleasure. We’re just happy to have you here.

Welcome to the SDMB.

Oh how I laughed

[criminey.jicket]

@Qadgop_the_Mercotan

Free trade?

Fair trade. The Kikuyu blend is highly favoured–crema to die for.

[mlees]

@jessesheeran

i already said it began in africa and

went on to say

then there were drums

and nobody betta act like its the first time they heard it

Hmmmp.

First time I heard this. Not that humans originated in Africa, but the “then there were drums” bit. Is this some pop culture reference, from like SNL or something?

[Marley23]

@mlees

First time I heard this. Not that humans originated in Africa, but the “then there were drums” bit. Is this some pop culture reference, from like SNL or something?

but he already siad
it!

[mlees]

@Marley23

but he already siad
it!

It’s what I get for posting without completing my perusal of the thread.

[Euphonious_Polemic]

@jessesheeran

and lets just sat that if someone says
It Began in Africa
and Then There Were Drums

Shaka, when the walls fell.

[Qadgop_the_Mercotan]

@criminey.jicket

Fair trade. The Kikuyu blend is highly favoured–crema to die for.

Ooh! Ooh! I manage to make a nice ristretto that’s half crema as it is, so that sounds marvelous…

[ElvisL1ves]

[putting on affected Meryl Streep voice}

I had a fahhmmm… in Ahfricaaa…

[zoid]

@Euphonious_Polemic

Shaka, when the walls fell.

Do I get candy if I recognize this?

[Euphonious_Polemic]

@zoid

Do I get candy if I recognize this?

Sorry, my mom told me never to give candy to strangers. Or something like that.

[Dante]

@zoid

Do I get candy if I recognize this?

Temba, his arms wide!

[Cervaise]

There is far too much win in this thread for a single discussion. Come on, people, spread it around.

[Derleth]

@Dante

Temba, his arms wide!

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.

[Euphonious_Polemic]

Sokath, his eyes uncovered!

[ElvisL1ves]

One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I don’t know

[Autolycus]

We hear drums

drums from the deep

They are coming

[RedFury]

jessesheeran bembaAbemba, semper high:

Lexa gebec itetig nurita. Umam eget sen cileb la pab mib! Dit etuli larebus, lu yecesoc ru arase xo temese hay. Vipap molotes ge kieb besag ce dimoc. Sowamot cecasol rifo tor ical nedu opigi cico leyelo: Tos rem rotic ate lon rarasen. Rie ores ucaci fier cu ti cal sanuwot ubet. Mit haserel leci niciret denic met mora? Ge notebid ihomietev eheb? Yotone ufo dedi ci nonemie; leravac iehenuk doteg oneto so.

Boom-booms? Undomolu epies yesi tacies Phil Collins Afrikanus Rocknrolla?

Valete,

Yosijodo Ymucho