flame of moderarors of SDMB

[Musicat]

@fluiddruid

you jessesheeran,

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Good to grant to SDMB.

So I can get my one-third share of the 14 million dollars if I send you my bank account number and PIN? I can hardly wait! Where shall I send it?

[seodoa]

@Mangetout

And I think he’s saying they’ll have the change all these documentaries, if the discovery - in Indonesia - of small hominid fossil bones means humans originated there.

You “and Indonesia and Indonesia” Africa “by the word” Africa can take place. "I bet anyone know the difference.

[rayh]

@Mangetout

And I think he’s saying they’ll have the change all these documentaries, if the discovery - in Indonesia - of small hominid fossil bones means humans originated there.

Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones.

[Biggirl]

It’ll pan over jungle and mountains while the announcer intones, “It all started here. . .” and we’ll hear the stirring refrain
Ooee Oooaa bing bang
Walla walla ting tang

[RedFury]

@seodoa

You “and Indonesia and Indonesia” Africa “by the word” Africa can take place. "I bet anyone know the difference.

Come again?

[MEBuckner]

THEN I SAW THE CONGO, CREEPING THROUGH THE BLACK,
CUTTING THROUGH THE FOREST WITH A GOLDEN TRACK.
“There I was–There I was–In the Congo.”

[Mangetout]

Um Bongo Um Bongo, they drink it in the Congo

[GrandWino]

@MEBuckner

“There I was–There I was–In the Congo.”

Thank you for this reference. One of my favorite quotes of all time.

[Lobohan]

I am Japanese, and English, in order to return, the Serbian translation of the text on the syntax of this is madness. We are crazy people in this already banned please? What you need to deal with idiots all the time can really enough? Is there now, and we pile in gibberish?

[Cat_Whisperer]

@Mangetout

I’m going to hazard a guess that he’s talking about TV documentaries about human origins, that open with a voiceover “It began in Africa…”, then crossfade to a tribal drums soundtrack over some swoopy helicopter shot of dry river beds, mountains or plains.

And I think he’s saying they’ll have the change all these documentaries, if the discovery - in Indonesia - of small hominid fossil bones means humans originated there.

You appear to speak Gibberish. Is there, like, language courses for that?

[SmartAleq]

Dodeh ku panga, a dodeh ku kala
Dodeh ku panga, u kala shantih?

On account of Zulus don’t get lost in the woods, don’tcha know…

@featherlou

You appear to speak Gibberish. Is there, like, language courses for that?

I believe you need the Johnson Language Institute.

[garygnu]

Lasers in the jungle.

[Southern_Yankee]

@Biggirl

Flame of Moderators-- is that like a pride of lions or a murder of crows?

Favorite post of the year, so far.

[jessesheeran]

offensive porno style sex
“United Support of Artists for Africa” (not “United States of America”). Most of the singers on the record are American, with the exception of Bob Geldof (who is Irish) and Dan Aykroyd (who is Canadian).

imagine that
:o

[criminey.jicket]

@garygnu

Lasers in the jungle.

Now I’m in an alternate dimension. My husband crashed his RC micro helicopter into my dieffenbachia just as I was reading this.

[Biggirl]

@jessesheeran

offensive porno style sex
“United Support of Artists for Africa” (not “United States of America”). Most of the singers on the record are American, with the exception of Bob Geldof (who is Irish) and Dan Aykroyd (who is Canadian).

imagine that
:o

When I clicked it I was so sure I was going to see that sweet-faced black sounding English guy telling me how he was never, ever gonna give me up. I’ve never been so disappointed not to have been rickrolled.

[jessesheeran]

only song that sounds like lennon w/o said

[Find_Friends]

@Cuckoorex

What the hell are you on, and can I get some? If you start telling people about the Urantia Book, I swear I’m gonna climb through the internet and slap you.

This is really off-topic, but I just had a vision of an “updated” version of Through the Looking Glass based on your comment of being able to “climb through” the internet.

Maybe I’ll follow that up in a MPSIMS or IMHO thread.

And, BTW, there’s no figuring what I am on!

• “Jack”

[Heffalump_and_Roo]

@jessesheeran

only song that sounds like lennon w/o said

Could someone please follow this one around and translate please?

@Mangetout

And I think he’s saying they’ll have the change all these documentaries, if the discovery - in Indonesia - of small hominid fossil bones means humans originated there.

I laughed uproariously after I read this and finally understood what the original intention might have been. . . kinda, sorta, maybe.

But other than that, it’s like reading gibberish or dyslexia (although I don’t know how that is) or just something that looks related to English, but isn’t English.

[susan]

The OP has demonstrated his ability to post more coherently (albeit briefly) in other threads.