Not to get all PC on Cecil’s, um, tuckus, but I’m having a little trouble interpreting
in the column “What is the “John the Conqueroo” made famous by blues Singers?”
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_318.html
‘yellow’ and ‘purplish’ I understand, but ‘flesh-colored’ seems a little ambiguous, especially considering this is about ‘southern American black folklore’.
Heck, this is from 1973, so for all I know ‘flesh-colored’ means ‘painted with multi-colored day-glo peace signs, spirals and paisleys’
I realize that in those trying times Cecil was no doubt distracted by his rigorous attempts to dispell the myth that LSD causes chromosome damage, but perhaps in the interest of clarity, Ed may dare Cecil’s wrath and get all revisionist on this column.
I’m just thinking of all the poor would-be voodoists wandering confused through the woods trying to find St John’s wort using this description.
WON"T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE VOODOISTS?