Flight diverted due to the unbearable stench of a passenger

When I lived in my old town, there was an elderly woman who sometimes came to a meetup I attended (she has since died) about whom I wondered if she had this or some similar disorder. She was clean, but had this very peculiar and unforgettable odor that was like a mix of urine, stale cooking odors, and who knows what else. Nice woman, too; too bad she smelled so bad.

I told my mother about her, and she said that my grandmother had once had a friend who was like that.

This woman once came to my house, and yes, I did shampoo the chair after she left. Interestingly, my cat didn’t react any differently to her than he did to any other visitor. On another occasion, I was at the library, and detected that unmistakable odor. Yep, that was her.

I had a friend who specialized in farting in lifts.

I did laugh at this line " In February, INSIDER reported that a Transavia flight from Dubai to Amsterdam made an emergency landing after a man allegedly spent most of the flight incessantly farting. "

How do they know they got the right guy?

Maybe he was making a lot of noise?

From the sound of things so would the people around him- mainly wheezing.

Fox News reports that the passenger has died from tissue necrosis.

They could tell which general direction it came from.

And they obviously didn’t smell of Elderberries.

I wonder why Fox neglected to mention that his health insurance had expired.

That’s tragic. It answers Shoeless’ question at any rate. They didn’t notice the smell at boarding because it got worse on the flight as his flesh was dying. Poor guy.

What a horrible way to go.