Flirting, Part 2

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Irishman, you’re back!! Oh, goody! I missed you, and was beginning to wonder what I did. You can call me honey, and I like feathers, depending on what you do with it. :wink:
So what if it’s corny? Sometimes I like corny.
Perhaps we should talk about your commitment issues next. :wink:

<aside to Irishman, are you going to the doper get-together in Houston? If so, I’ll see you there!>

You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming.
Og Mandino

That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>

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Hey, everybody! I can play “When the Saints Come Marching In” with underarm fart noises!

Where’s the barkeep? What do you mean you don’t have Rhinegold in the can?

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Hi, Ike! I have no idea where the barkeep went off to. I’m not a barkeep, but I’ll give it my best ‘shot’! 'K?

So, where’d everyone go again? :confused:

You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming.
Og Mandino

That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>

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(Beating a dead horse?)

I’m back. Sorry purplebear, keep stumbling in and out of the room. I’m not drunk, I’m dazzled by all the beauty. Eeny, meeny, miney, mo! Oh hell, I can’t pick, I’ll just wait for someone to pounce.

(NOT YOU SEALEMON! I mean women, dammit!)

Okay, last chance to make fun of me before this thread dies a miserable death!

I might even check it in less than a week. :wink:

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Hello, Irishman. Welcome back! hehehehe. I’ve heard of long distance relationships, but this is rediculous(sp)! So, what shall we talk about tonight? I’m open to suggestions…

You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming.
Og Mandino

That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>

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Ahhhhhh, a nice slow song, now if I can only get one of these nice looking females to dance with me, I’ll be very happy. I have always liked slow dancing because I like to know whom I’m dancing with, and I like the closeness of it.
So who will be my first victim to dance with?(I have never stepped on any toes).

Hand me that wrench. No, the one that looks like a hammer.
Sig Courtesy of Walley

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Well it seems that I am doomed to be a wallflower, Spoke is busy with other things.
::looks around for available men::

** Sigh. So many men, so few who can afford me ** Original by Wally

I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.

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Dude, you are cute and all, but I have never…AND I MEAN NEVER, been that drunk!

I mean, I’m not gay, or anything, but if I ever have to spend time in the Huntville Pen, I hope to have you for a cellmate, big boy!

< Looking around > Geeze. I’m just gonna stay out of these flirting threads.

You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

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What do I look like ultress, I am available.
Unless I become a wall flower also :rolleyes: :slight_smile:

Hand me that wrench. No, the one that looks like a hammer.
Sig Courtesy of Walley

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well pipefitter I’m sure we can find something interesting to discuss

:: flutters eyelashes up at pipefitter ::

** Sigh. So many men, so few who can afford me ** Original by Wally

I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.

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purplebear said:

Well, I hear some slow music playing, are you up for a little dancing? I like to hold my partner close and feel the heat radiating from her skin. And maybe, just maybe, nibble a little on her earlobe.

Or we could go get a pizza.

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Slow dancing is a great idea, better ixnay on the earlobe though. :o :wink:

I also like pizza, we can get that after we dance a dance or two, or 3 or 4 or…
(did I mention I love to dance?)

You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming.
Og Mandino

That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>

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Wellll ultress, what is it you would like to discuss…You want to know about me :)? You want to know if I am a good dancer?
You want to know the weather?
I can try and discuss anything you would like to.
I’m open to suggestions!!!

Hand me that wrench. No, the one that looks like a hammer.
Sig Courtesy of Walley

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I know why I’m up so early, I have to work, but what are you doing up so early? Couldn’t sleep because of luminous thoughts of me???

** Sigh. So many men, so few who can afford me ** Original by Wally

I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.

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Originally posted by purplebear:

(Well, I lied about the earlobe anyway. Never been that bold.)

Dancing’s fun - when I’m not stepping on toes. I did take lessons, but it’s been a few years.

So do you foxtrot, waltz, tango, or just slow dance?

(Doing my best to keep this thread alive, dammit!)

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Hi, Irishman! I’m a bit rusty on the foxtrot, waltz and tango, but I’m game. And I am always up for a slow dance… :wink:

I, too, would like to keep this thread alive, Irishman. After all, if you can’t flirt, what the heck’s the point??? :wink:

<looking forward to seeing you in May>

You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming.
Og Mandino

That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>

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This thread seems appropriate after the Crush and Aftermath of the Crush threads.

::bump:: just call me cupide.

A little persistance goes a long way. Announcing:

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Hey dragonlady, wink wink
Keith

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Or if you prefer :wink: :wink:
Keith

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wanders in

Hmmm…any available men for me to flirt with in here? I notice VB never made it over from the Flirting, part 1 thread…

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