'Tis a hijack. It’s okay, you’re new about here 
How you doin’, Guin? flirts most outrageously
Or as you pointed out before,they may assume from my neutral name that I am female and not realize until it’s too late…
See, **Kyth ** flirts with everyone. Even I have been known to flirt with a few select females in my day.
I thought that flirt was coming MY way (it’s the least she coudl do after the whole goat debacle…).
So, Cemetary Savior, how you doin’?
Iceland - All I have to say to you is: Dude. Chill. It’s just flirting. You don’t have to take the male Dopers home at the end of the night, so why the hell do you care? Enjoy the joking and the occasional ego-boost, and save all the drama for people you might actually wind up scoring with. It’s way too small a thing to make into a big deal.
AHHHH!!
Jesus…don’t DO that!
I’m a little unclear as to what constitutes “too late”.
Too late to stop yourself from imagining what would happen if you finally gave into temptation and let that hot piece of man-candy have his way with you, over and over again, until you begged him for mercy (and received none).
I’m telling you, you can’t be too careful. One false step and BAM! You’re gay.
I would find it quite flattering if someone of the same sex decided they liked me. Attraction is attraction- It means you’ve got something that someone else is definately looking for.
And kilts are menswear. I don’t see the big deal about that, either. Since you’re a UKer yourself, I didn’t think you’d be all that fussed about a little tartan and some high socks.
In addition, I know plenty of skirt-wearing men and plenty of trouser wearing women.
Your personal milage may vary.
I’m female, and I find this idea…rather attractive. 
“Neutral”? I hate to tell you, buddy, but your name screams “I’m a chick.” I’m usually pretty careful about not assuming gender on the boards until/unless explicitly stated, but as soon as I saw your name, I instantly filed you under “G” for “Girl.”
Once I found out you were a guy, my very next thought was, “I wonder if he’s gay.” Because a guy named Iceland_Blue sounds totally gay. You might as well have named yourself “Bambi.” Except that we already have a poster named “Bambi.” Guess what? He’s gay.
Sorry, dude, but you got a gay screen name.
And a cute butt.
I agree.
May I recommend “CooterSeekingThrobgoblin” as an alternative.
I keep picturing him as Bjork.
If I knew how to link directly to individual posts, I would point out post #4 in this thread. This seems to be a recurring theme.
Okay, there’ll be no more of this kind of talk while I’ve got a homo behind me.
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Is he still there?
On preview: Shit, he brought a friend. Okay I can do this…
manly thoughts manly thoughts manly thoughts sports barbeque engine blocks muscle magazines sweaty bulging…GAH!
I’m sorry to inform you that there are Moderators in this forum. Cajun Man and Coldfire.
Let’s all leave the Moderating to those two, m’kay? 
Cartooniverse, who finds the idea of being flirty on the SDMB to be just fine and plenty of fun.
Click on the number in the upper right hand corner of each post.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=5760686&postcount=4
I was going to point out the many wrong assumptions underlying the OP, but I see everyone has already, so I’m just going to second every criticism that’s been made here. This isn’t the Pit, so I’ll be polite and just say that it’s quite presumptuous of you to think that a) this board is your own personal “flirt room,” and b) people in this shagadelic love palace of yours are all going to read this thread and actually give a flying baby turd about your little gender rules and make an effort to commit them to memory, and c) that anyone will WANT to flirt with someone who displays extreme uptightness/insecurity regarding his own sexuality. Offense at being hit on by men (via semi-anonymous electronic media, no less) is something that should be discussed with a therapist, rather than being the basis for restrictions on OUR behavior.
–aiu, who is most definitely NOT trying to get in your pants.
Hey, if you weren’t married … and lived nearby … and, you know, found me attractive … aw, never mind, this is why I never flirt on the SDMB!
Time out!
If you would like to continue flirting with me, I’ll need to see a genetic profile sheet, signed by 3 doctors and notarized twice, to confirm that you are indeed female. Further, I will need to see three seperate Kinsey reports from 3 independent doctors verifying your heterosexual tendencies, should your genetic profile prove your femininity.
Can’t be to careful, eh, Giraffe?
