So Casey how you…
Bah, it’s just too much work. :smack:
Here ya go, Iceland. Don’t want you to be all skeevy about, you know, asking a guy for their phone number, so you can, you know, be friends without coming across as being all, like, gay and like.
In a similar vein, I would also like to request that only 5’11’’-6’5’’ heterosexual non-religious male polyglots, ages 23-33 flirt with me from here on out. I’m sorry to be so picky, and I do hope I don’t offend anyone, but since I am just so attractive I really must limit my admirers somehow. It is just so difficult being as universally attractive as I, you see. <flips hair back>
I must sound snooty to some of you, you innocents that do not understand what a challenge life can be when one must constantly be kicking off some pathetic soul that has clung to one’s perfectly formed leg, desperately hoping for a shred of attention.
Your attention is appreciated in this matter.
Wow, that’s the exact same reaction I get in bars! :eek:
Ah, raging hormones, is there no shit they can’t stir up?
You know, Iceland, why don’t you do what our very own **tomndebb ** suggested and put your sex in your location?
Like:
Location: North/None
:smack:
Sorry, I meant
Location: North/male
See? The onus is on you to tell people you’re a male, not for us to remember, so try it out.
I totally know what you mean.
Its gets so bothersome when the female fans start tossing panties at me.
I sniffed once…
… thats right… two days later… VD… sigh…
Oh, and Doper females who want to flirt with me, must be *this * (holds arms apart) pretty.
Now, I can’t believe that! Judging by the posts of yours I’ve run across, you seem like a very cool and witty person. Methinks you don’t strike out very often, unless you choose to.
(Not a flirt. NO WAY was that a flirt. NOT from me, no way) 
Well, I was considering flirting with you, then you said you had VD.
I just realized something: Iceland Blue sounds like the name of one of those awful ‘malternative’ beverages.
<fade in>
A spare, rectangular minimalist swimming pool. Everything is tinted a cold blue.
An attractive Nordic woman (very blond, slim, darting icy blue eyes) in a sparkling sapphire-blue swimsuit (and stiletto heels, of course) lays down on a modernist lounge chair.
Zoom-in: a perfectly-manicured hand, with a huge sapphire ring reaches over to a small tray table, and picks up…
an <percussion> ice-cold, refreshing ICELAND BLUE. Sounds of waves crashing and a faint image of the ocean in background.
Camera pulls back. We see her putting the bottle back down as a well-muscled Swede walks slowly towards her.
<fade out>
Too late? Too late?!
What exactly do you think is going to happen to you in a “flirt thread” in MPSIMS?
Never mind . . . it was a rhetorical question.
This thread has gone from the ridiculous to the sublime.
:rolleyes:
Cajun Man
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