Oklahoma senator wants to put boxing gloves on chickens.
This sounds like one of those bright ideas one gets at about 3 A.M. after large amounts of beer. Kind of like spaghetti and custard.
COCK-a-COCK-a-COCK-a-COCK!
The whole thing sounds like a bad idea…
Where are all the SDMB wits? Come on, people, we’re talking about boxing gloves on chickens here! This is comedy gold!
Yes, but people have come to expect this kind of thing from Oklahoma. We Oklahomans have to work extra hard to be laughingstocks these days, since there is such a rich tradition to live up to. 