Shit. The “I will remove everything unnecessary from your post” monster ruins smileys and pseudo coding. Pretending my HTML markup is vBcode, you used to be able to do this to force the proper smiley:
So yeah and um (blah blah blah :rolleyes:<i></i>)
Because if you failed to put the empty code in, you’d get:
So yeah and um (blah blah blah :rolleyes:)
Which is now exactly what you get even with the empty code. Damn it, I put empty code in because I want to! Don’t take it out!
Smiley priority sucks. But now the board takes out empty vb code. So now my old trick doesn’t work. What really sucks is you could demonstrate exactly what vBcode was by using that trick like (the fakeout tag is bolded, and was actual vBcode instead of the HTML I put it in as):
[i**<i></i>**]Use this to italicize[/i**<i></i>**]
Used to be a great way to explain tags because you could make it display exactly as it should be typed. Well no more, because who the fuck would ever want to make a concise post about using vB code? “Don’t worry, you don’t need to ever do that ok? Now run along.”
My other gripe is that the ampersand characters used to escape the wrath of the parser, so if I wanted to put a mu in, I could just type μ and there it would be in all its glory. Now my & are automatically converted to & because god knows we could destroy the entire intarweb if a single ampersand character made it through! :rolleyes:
Maybe there were those of you out there who used these same tricks. Well, they work no longer. Maybe I’m the only one, in which case the thread should die in obscurity with much pointing and laughing.
By the way, even putting spaces in won’t help. The parser is “smart” enough to realize that a tag around a space is just like nothing at all–including an actual space! How convenient is that? BECAUSE THAT’S OBVIOUSLY WHAT I MEANT.
Fuck. Why don’t we just fucking get rid of vB code and go back to god damn plain text newsgroups. I mean I understand killing the marquee, image, or script tags, but jumpin’ jesus this is ridiculous.
Thankfully (blah blah :rolleyes: ) still works. I’m not saying I’m happy about it, and I’m sure some future upgrade will think I mean by : ) and fuck that up to, because who ever uses spaces for anything anyway.
Fighting the parser is like arguing with the marketing department in the Hitchhiker’s trilogy. “But you’ll never need to open the windows! The environment controls will make the conditions perfect! Enjoy!” DIE.
OK that’s it.