My second thread ever had some moron (won’t mention his name) saying the stupid death ray shit. Gee, I felt like someone actually read what I wrote and considered it thoughtfully before being an ASS – no, in fact I thought he was just an ass all the way through.
I’m not attacking your ability to be an ass, mind you. How can I stop you? But if you want me to think kindly of you and your ability to reason logically and perhaps say something glowingly witty, then don’t be an ass.
I’m never going to like the poster who did that to me. Ever. And I plan to be around here for a while.
Hey, whatever blows your hair back, rev. I happen to find people who bitch and moan about things that are easily avoided to be even stupider.
There’s this little bar at the top of your window. I’ll wait a second while you call tech support to find it.
If you type in different things into it (as long as it starts with 3 w’s and ends with .com) and hit the rectanglular bar that says ENTER on it, it will take you to different parts of “teh inter-web.” Places where people don’t offend your tender sensibilities with in-jokes and silly comments.
Are you still here? I’ve also got another crazy idea.
You could…I know, it sounds nutty, but stay with me…
Ready?
Stay here on the SDMB, drink a tall glass of shut the fark up, and click on another thread.
Jesus, not everybody has the same sense of humor you do. Appalling that you’d expect everyone to. :dubious:
I guess why the rant doesn’t work for me is that sometimes the non sequitur is truly funny. No always, heck, not often, but sometimes it’s just perfect. Maybe it’s just me? I find that this is more true on a generally bitchier women’s board that I hang out on; it’s a great way for posters to say a thread is beneath her discussion or another way to pseudo-ignore a troll.
All in all, while a common practice, a link where the non-sequitur reply was really out of line would have been more effective getting us behind your cause.
Just curious; why do you have to claim outrageous things like me appointing myself “SDMB Determiner of Stupidity” or expecting everybody to have the same sense of humor? You sure read a fuck of a lot into me simply ranting about finding something very stupid.
Do you do a lot of these non-sequiturs, and I hit a nerve or something?
Not at all. You just manage to come off as extremely haughty and judgmental of the way people choose to contribute around here. The whole tone of your OP was very dick-like, as if you were lamenting the fact that not everyone’s as good a contributor as you are. You even dared everyone else to bust out their cliches, so you could sit back smugly shaking your head, because how dare we? And after you said non-sequiturs were unimaginative?
You remind me of the people that piss and moan because television shows nothing but crap, but you never press the OFF button. If you don’t like it, for fuck’s sake leave. The board is the way it is, has been for a very long time, and will continue long after you ditch us to form your own message board for Crochety Fucks With No Sense of Humor.
I’m not big with the cliches, but you sure make me want to whip out my 1920’s Death Ray and say hi to Opal.
I don’t know for sure, but they may be referencing the weaponry used by the White Russians in the continuing conflict against the Bolsheviks after the Nov 11, 1918 official end of hostilities in the Great War. Could be mistaken, though.
What I want to know is… why are people still using smilies that don’t work? Or are they working on some differnt skins and/or browsers?
Well, I was really trying to just display how stupid I thought what i was ranting about was. If I came off as superior, I apologize.
I don’t think it’s so outrageous to complain about something one loves, in an attempt to improve it. Why is the only option to abandon something once you don’t like one part of it? I find that about as reasonable as “America: Love It Or Leave It”.
They don’t have an evil smiley so I had to put one together.
Those rays used by the Russians, were they the ones that targeted the auditory nerve? And I though they came on the scene a couple years after the armistice.
Gee, thanks. Now I’m supposed to come up with some witty, whacky, wondrous whirl of hilarity that will melt the hearts of the opponents as they collapse in gargantuan guffaws, rolling on the floor together in a heart-warming reconciliation scene?
My ass.
Um, well, actually, if you added to the above the random flinging of cream pies, stirred well with Clue Sticks, then cooked with a 1920’s style heating apparatus, you might come up with…
Something my cat would refuse to have on its breath.
Anyway, I’m with moi, GaWd, pravnik on non sequiturs (original of catch phrases) in threads. Especially when they pop up in a thread that’s lame and going nowhere, and touch off a barrage of truly funny, wild, off-the-wall, dizzying, clever divagations that are orders of magnitude more fun to read than what set them off.
That was a direct response to what was asked in the OP, and in no way related to what I’m ranting about. It was pretty funny, too. (ya compliment fisher… ;))
I find most of the non sequiturs to be not particularly funny, but, when used deftly, they can, indeed, be a perfect squelch to a horribly contrived and irrational post.
(And, for heaven’s sake, how many people actually care about post counts, anyway?)
