Dude–check out my earlier post in this thread re a 1 year subscription for a mere $15.
From the parody of The Goonies:
“Wow, he must be some stud–where is he?”
“No, stupid–I said I saw a giant pair of tentacles, not–oh, never mind!”
I got the CD set brand new off eBay for $30! (including shipping!)
Also from 'Mission Ridiculous":
“Pardon me, sir, but do you have change for series E Savings Bond?”
Their introduction to Trapper John M.D., which starred Parnel Roberts.
So you’re starring in Trapper John, M.D. Did you play him in the movie MAS*H?
No, that was Donald Sutherland.*
So you played him on MAS*H the TV series?
No, that was Wayne Rogers
What have you done on TV?
I played a brother on “Bonanza.”
Really? Who else was in the show? What are they doing now?
Well, the guy who played my father starred in a really dreadful science fiction series, and is now pushing dog food. And the guy who played my little brother is living on a god-forsaken prarie with a bunch a kids.
Anyone else?
There was my other brother. He’s dead now.
How did that happen?
Accident with a horse.
Did he fall off of it?
No, he exploded after eating it.
*MAD had that wrong. Trapper John was played in the movie by Elliot Gould.