Food Feast

Odd combinations that work

  1. Cola and juice
  2. Apple juice and 7-Up
  3. Hot dogs with peanut butter
  4. Salami and grapes
  5. Sauerkraut and eggs
  6. Beets and corned beef
  7. Strawberries and balsamic vinegar
  8. Peanut butter and jelly
  9. Lamb and mint jelly

Odd combinations that work

  1. Cola and juice
  2. Apple juice and 7-Up
  3. Hot dogs with peanut butter
  4. Salami and grapes
  5. Sauerkraut and eggs
  6. Beets and corned beef
  7. Strawberries and balsamic vinegar
  8. Peanut butter and jelly
  9. Lamb and mint jelly
  10. Pineapple and parmesan cheese
    Next: To Serve Man
  11. Roasted on a spit.
    (I’m not saying you should eat people. But if you did, what is a good way to do it?)

To Serve Man

  1. Roasted on a spit.
  2. Smoked in a pit

Rumor has it human flesh is pork-like, so I’d imagine anything you’d do to a pig…

To Serve Man

  1. Roasted on a spit.
  2. Smoked in a pit
  3. Fried back bacon

To Serve Man

  1. Roasted on a spit.
  2. Smoked in a pit
  3. Fried back bacon
  4. Braised shank

To Serve Man

  1. Roasted on a spit.
  2. Smoked in a pit
  3. Fried back bacon
  4. Braised shank
  5. With fava beans and a nice chianti

To Serve Man

  1. Roasted on a spit.
  2. Smoked in a pit
  3. Fried back bacon
  4. Braised shank
  5. With fava beans and a nice chianti
  6. Raw brains eaten out of screaming teenager

To Serve Man

  1. Roasted on a spit.
  2. Smoked in a pit
  3. Fried back bacon
  4. Braised shank
  5. With fava beans and a nice chianti
  6. Raw brains eaten out of screaming teenager
  7. Grilled, with potatoes, and a nice Cabernet

To Serve Man

  1. Roasted on a spit.
  2. Smoked in a pit
  3. Fried back bacon
  4. Braised shank
  5. With fava beans and a nice chianti
  6. Raw brains eaten out of screaming teenager
  7. Grilled, with potatoes, and a nice Cabernet
  8. Ground up into sausages

To Serve Man

  1. Roasted on a spit.
  2. Smoked in a pit
  3. Fried back bacon
  4. Braised shank
  5. With fava beans and a nice chianti
  6. Raw brains eaten out of screaming teenager
  7. Grilled, with potatoes, and a nice Cabernet
  8. Ground up into sausages
  9. Dried into jerky

To Serve Man

  1. Roasted on a spit.

  2. Smoked in a pit

  3. Fried back bacon

  4. Braised shank

  5. With fava beans and a nice chianti

  6. Raw brains eaten out of screaming teenager

  7. Grilled, with potatoes, and a nice Cabernet

  8. Ground up into sausages

  9. Dried into jerky

  10. …and an afterdinner mint.
    Store-bought Cookies

  11. Oreos

Store-bought Cookies

  1. Oreos
  2. Chips Ahoy!

Store-bought Cookies

  1. Oreos
  2. Chips Ahoy!
  3. Maple leaf cookies

Store-bought Cookies

  1. Oreos
  2. Chips Ahoy!
  3. Maple leaf cookies
  4. Windmill cookies

Store-bought Cookies

  1. Oreos
  2. Chips Ahoy!
  3. Maple leaf cookies
  4. Windmill cookies
  5. Chessmen

Store-bought Cookies

  1. Oreos
  2. Chips Ahoy!
  3. Maple leaf cookies
  4. Windmill cookies
  5. Chessmen
  6. Nutter Butters

Store-bought Cookies

  1. Oreos
  2. Chips Ahoy!
  3. Maple leaf cookies
  4. Windmill cookies
  5. Chessmen
  6. Nutter Butters
  7. Pinwheels

Store-bought Cookies

  1. Oreos
  2. Chips Ahoy!
  3. Maple leaf cookies
  4. Windmill cookies
  5. Chessmen
  6. Nutter Butters
  7. Pinwheels
  8. Fig Newtons

Store-bought Cookies

  1. Oreos
  2. Chips Ahoy!
  3. Maple leaf cookies
  4. Windmill cookies
  5. Chessmen
  6. Nutter Butters
  7. Pinwheels
  8. Fig Newtons
  9. Lemon Coolers

Store-bought Cookies

  1. Oreos
  2. Chips Ahoy!
  3. Maple leaf cookies
  4. Windmill cookies
  5. Chessmen
  6. Nutter Butters
  7. Pinwheels
  8. Fig Newtons
  9. Lemon Coolers
  10. Nilla Wafers

Microwave goodness

  1. Frozen burrito