Food you won't order in a restaurant because your version is better

When I go out to eat - think nice meal here, not something you just grab and go - there are certain items I won’t even consider. It’s not that I think I’m a great cook, but I don’t see the sense in ordering something I can make as well, or even better, than a restaurant.

For example - meatloaf. It’s a pretty basic item, and I can’t imagine a spectacular meatloaf. Also mac-n-cheese. Yeah, you can put lobster in it, but that seems a waste of perfectly good lobster.

Even spaghetti - it’s pasta with sauce. Nothing wrong with it, but it’s so basic as not to be special enough to warrant ordering it at a restaurant.

Oddly enough, I’m OK ordering most breakfast foods, with the exception of cold cereal and milk - that doesn’t belong in a restaurant. Seriously!

Am I alone in this? Are there things you would never consider paying someone else to prepare for you?

I feel the same way about some of the things you’ve mentioned. Potato salad is pretty common where I live, and most of it is good, but mine’s better. Damn near perfect! Other things like iceberg lettuce in salads and long-grain rice in certain dishes don’t fly with me.

I can’t do much more “cooking” than grilling, but I’m pretty good at it. The one item that’s a no-brainer for me is steak.

If I order pasta in a restaurant it had better come with a duck ragu or a wild boar sauce that’d be too much of a pain in the ass to make at home.

Schnitzel is easy to make, but who wants to clean up the mess on the stovetop?

OTOH, I think a diner or coffee shop breakfast is one of the last inexpensive luxuries remaining to us. Omelette, hash browns, sausages, buttered rye toast, please.

Poached eggs.

I second the meatloaf. We ate at a Cheesecake Factory for the first time a week ago and I saw their “Famous Meatloaf” on the menu. I love meatloaf and had to try it. Bahh. Nothing special at all. It’s all meat, no nice bread crumbs or minced onion, celery, etc. Just a giant hamburg.

I had to make my own a few days later.

There are some very nice mac-n-cheeses out there although I never make it from scratch at home.

Dennis

Because mine is better? Steak.

Just because I make something better doesn’t mean I won’t ever order it. Say due to effort or size (I’m not going to make two servings of lasagna.) Or because it needs some inconvenient ingredient.

Steak. I can make a better steak at home than I’d get in 90% of the restaurants I find myself in.

White clam sauce.

I always want the Chicken and Dumplings at Cracker Barrel. Mine is VERY good. So I wouldn’t order it.

Can’t say never. But unless it’s special occasion out with someone else, I probably won’t order prime rib again since I once made an amazing one that far surpassed anything I’ve ever had before.

Other than that, I like trying restaurant food since it sometimes gives me good ideas/flavors to add to my home cooking.

how are all you people making steaks at home that taste better than restaurant steaks?

Closest thing I can think of is spaghetti. I make my spaghetti by melting velveeta cubes in the sauce, using olive oil on the noodles and then dicing up garlic as a topping. Tastes better than any restaurant spaghetti. thats about it, I’m not much of a cook.

I make kick-ass macaroni and cheese, so I won’t order it from a restaurant. Some buffet versions aren’t half-bad, though, I admit.

Nothing. If I’m ordering something I or the wife can make better at home, it’s because I’M NOT HOME AND/OR CAN’T BE ARSED TO COOK!

Coffee. If it’s drinkable at all, they serve it with those damn Mini-Moos that don’t cool it off worth a damn.

I also avoid pasta at restaurants - it’s so easy and convenient to make at home that I probably eat it too often. I’ve probably passed on some great dishes. Lasagne is different however. A great lasagne is hard to find but I’m forever hunting for it.

Omelets.

Meanwhile, lasagna is something I prefer to make at home, as very few places around here really does it the way I like it (bolognese style with spinach sheets and a bechamel white layer; no ricotta).

That said, there’s not really anything I won’t ever order in a restaurant. There’s certain things I won’t specifically go out for, but if a place is known for its meatloaf or steak or Hungarian goulash or whatnot, I’ll give it a try, even though I make versions of all those at home I’m more than happy with.

As others have said steak.

Basic red sauce I can do WAY better than any restaurant but I’ll make the exception if it’s something that takes effort like veal parm or stuffed shells that I CAN do but I’m just to lazy to.

Roasted chicken. REALLY? $25 to throw a $3 bird in the oven and not be stupid enough to fuck up a dead simple dish?!
Fired chicken however I only eat out. Yes it’s not really difficult but it makes a mess I just don’t want to deal with - again, lazy.

How is that possible? It’s almost certain you don’t have access to the same quality of meat as restaurants do.