For $40,000 or more, that is. Here it is on E-Bay:
http://cgi.gc.ebay.com/aw-cgi/ebayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=594637416&r=0&t=0
I have some serious questions here! Does this include foodstuffs? Wine? Will she come out of the kitchen and dine with the guests? Are you allowed to boss her around in your own kitchen? One thing’s for sure, this has that wienie “Door Knock Dinners” show beat. I say we pitch in and have an Alice Waters Dopefest.