Foods Bill 101 - Poutine appreciation thread

Let me preface this post by saying I enjoyed a lovely risotto this evening, so I do have some culinary taste. And ask matt_mcl about my Saltimbocca. :wink:

I say “Bill 101” because it was the original French-language law on Quebec, which also affected commercial signs. (Things have since changed a bit.)

Poutine. Our national treasure. I hate to say “national” since Quebec isn’t a nation, although many here think it is.

Before you tell me this is gross, let me state that I’ve seen many an American eating “cheese fries” or “chili cheese fries,” which are french fries with melted Cheez-Whiz on them, and/or with bad chili.

Poutine. Food of the Gods. French fries, cheese curds, and gravy. (Well, the gravy is more often than not “BBQ chicken sauce,” which here is not goopy ketchup stuff, but just a spicy kind of gravy.) The french fries must be just crisp enough on the outside, and just tender enough on the inside. The cheese curds must be well-chilled, so that they won’t melt too much when the sauce is poured over. That way, the cheese curds still squeak when you bite into them. And it must be eaten with the plastic fork you got with your order.

Junk food, yes, but a hearty (albeit unbalanced) meal, and the best thing to prevent a hangover. Long live poutine!

(Do a Google search if you want more info.)

The first time I had poutine was on a road trip with my parents in the Gaspé. I was immediately addicted.

There’s a diner right around the corner where I can get a huge poutine to go for about $4, plus tip. Hits the spot in a pinch. On top of that, all of the fast-food restaurants in Quebec (and in other parts of Canada) feature poutine on their menus. Surprisingly, McDonald’s poutine is pretty good, but definitely not the best.

If poutine were more readily available in North America, I think office absenteeism would decrease substantially. :wink:

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Well, I suppose Quebec isn’t a nation, but the Quebecois are. (na-tion: a community of people of mainly common descent, history, language, etc., forming a state or inhabiting a territory. - Canadian Oxford.)

Be that as it may, there are just some nights when I’m stumbling home from Sky at 3:30 AM and I suddenly think:

** MUST. HAVE. SATURATED FAT.**

And poutine is always there for me. happy sigh

Well, I suppose Quebec isn’t a nation, but the Quebecois are. (na-tion: a community of people of mainly common descent, history, language, etc., forming a state or inhabiting a territory. - Canadian Oxford.)

Be that as it may, there are just some nights when I’m stumbling home from Sky at 3:30 AM and I suddenly think:

** MUST. HAVE. SATURATED FAT.**

And poutine is always there for me. happy sigh

Ooh, yeah, that’s good eatin’

I’d never tried poutine until Becker’s introduced it last year. Absolutely wonderful.

Poutine!

IwantIwantIwantIwantIwantIwant!

…er, sorry. I just haven’t had any since I was about 15. And now I’m 19. Far too long.

I swear, the road trip I’m taking to Ottawa (and maybe Montreal if I’m feeling really ambitious) is half for the poutine, spruce beer, and Cherry Blossoms…

I’ve never had any, but it really sounds good. I’ve heard about it, of course, mostly care of the many CanaDopers on the board…

Sadly, I won’t be going to Canada anytime soon.

PS–What exactly are “cheese curds”? Forgive a poor uncultured American…:wink:

Mmm, poutine. The first time I had a version of it, I didn’t know what it was. Apparently, in the part of Pennsylvania that my mom is from, it’s pretty common to eat gravy and cottage cheese. That’s pretty delicious, but it needs starch. So I ate it with an order of McDonald’s french fries one night (fries were next to, not underneath, though). Good eating. Poor man’s poutine.

LindyHopper, the most common thing cheese curds are like are the chunks in cottage cheese. Curds are “pre-cheese”, squeaky, and have a sort of stiff tofu texture. Very mildly cheesy because they are young. If there’s a cheese factory in your area, tour it. They’ll usually have curds to give away or for folks to buy.

Huh. “Squeaky”, huh? I’ll take your word for it. I’m assuming actually using cottage cheese in such a dish wouldn’t cut it. As far as I know, there aren’t any cheese factories around here. Maybe this summer, I’ll go to Tillamook, Oregon, and tour the factory there. Then I’ll get some french fries from the Lighthouse Deli in South Beach. Hmm…that still leaves the matter of the gravy. Quite a conundrum…

Ah. I’d wondered what kind of cheese the cheese of poutine was. Cheese curds. I’m thinking of them as basically “soft paneer”.

Hmm. That’s got me thinking whether one could make a sort of Indian poutine… it’d be called aloo paneer masala, and it’d have panfried potatoes spiced with cumin and mustard, the paneer (cheese curds) and a sauce thickened and flavoured with pulverised browned onions and spiced with cumin, coriander, turmeric, black pepper and cayenne.

Ooh. Niiiice.

Tansu - stop it please!!! You’re making me drool, not good, seeing as I’m in the office! I am just going to have to go home and make some :smiley:

As a connoisseur of fine poutine, I’d have to recommend La Belle Province’s.

I’m also partial to Italian Poutine – replace the gravy with spaghetti sauce. It’s like a mystical experience – you’re blessed with prophetic visions of gaining 100 pounds and having a massive coronary.

:smiley:

[sub]well, I am anyway[/sub]

Hm. I haven’t had poutine in at least a week. Should the fact that I’ve already eaten (another) deep fried Mars bar this week prevent me for having poutine today? Have I reached my grease limit?