Foods/dishes whose name does not compute

Ahhh…belated laugh. Far too intellectual for me. But I get it!

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s roll?

The best fried egg rolls I’ve ever had were made by one of our Explorer Scouts’ mom. Awesome.

I usually get summer rolls at Vietnamese restaurants. There’s something about all those fresh chopped veggies that I really love. It’s why I love banh mi sandwiches, too.

Yes, such as Lyburn ancient Gold and Telemea the Silver. Their flavors are preserved now only in a few fragments of Siltcoos.

O my luve is like a summer roll
That’s newly fried in June…

A June day, clearly.

I love spring and summer rolls. They make a fabulous meal on a hot day.

Not to mention: if vegetarians eat vegetables, then what the hell do humanitarians eat???

Not specifically food, but that peruvian delicacy, cui, also called the guinea pig, is not a pig nor does it come from Guinea.

Jerry Seinfeld could come up with a whole set from the material in this thread!

On an unrelated note, a radio comedian was talking about how Jerry Seinfeld stopped playing college campuses because some people were offended by some of his material.

Although I don’t know specifics, and so can’t speak for those involved, the radio comedian had no such qualms. “If you are offended by Jerry Seinfeld, then (predictable epithet, obscene gerund)”.

Agreed; Jerry Seinfeld was a pretty “clean” comedian.

And plum pudding does not contain plums either.

Humanity, of course.

Manatees named “Hugh”.

And good luck finding one in Coney Island.