No, they’re not the same. Back bacon is basically pork loin sliced very thin into rounds. It has almost no fat and shrivels easily when you fry it.
The “Canadian bacon” in an Egg McMuffin is closer to cured ham and stands up to frying much better. If I want to make pizza with “Canadian bacon,” this is what I use.
Yes, I agree on what we Americans call “Swiss cheese” and I try to avoid it. It’s the faint, sweaty feet smell. I avoid Emmentaler too. I use Muenster on Reubens as a substitute.
I love Swiss, American Swiss included, for that very faint funk and nutiness. I don’t really think of it as being a bland cheese, but it’s certainly not a strong, “cheesy” cheese like much of what you’d get in France. It doesn’t melt really well, in my experience. I mean Emmentaler, or at least American Swiss. Gruyere and raclette melt fine. I can’t remember how well proper Emmentaler melts – I used to get it all the time when I lived in Hungary, but I don’t remember using it melted. American Swiss just seems to get “sweaty” rather than proper melty.
“Why don’t you just tell me what’s really [in this hotdog].”
“We have told you,” said the official. “By-products.”
Zaphod exchanged weary glances with himself.
“By-products,” he said. “By-products of what?”
“Processes.” said the official.
“What processes?”
“Processes that are perfectly safe.”
“Juniper berries” aren’t berries. They aren’t even fruit. They’re juniper cones and look like tiny pine cones if left on the plant to mature and open up.