I was wondering why all these bird threads. I’dthought it was some sort of in-joke. I guess some bird has been resighted. Rah rah! :smack:
I did not make my ‘Tastes like chicken’ comment in the woodpecker threads. May I do so here?
You fucking insensitive prick. Only a SMALL MINORITY of chickens taste like Ivory-billed woodpeckers. To make such a gross over-generalization and compare the taste of chickens in general to Ivory-billed woodpeckers is a bigotted, speciest insult to chickens of every creed, color, and political party. If you MUST comment on the taste of Ivory-billed woodpeckers, please qualify your comment, for example: ‘A relatively small minority of Ivory-billed Woodpeckers taste lick chicken’.
Thank you in advance.
I’m utterly charming and so are you, usually. Here, today, not so much.
When did chickens become extinct?
BRAWWK!
Mmmm…chicken.
Some guy once tried to get me to taste his woodpecker by telling me it tasted like chicken but I didn’t fall for that.
It’s a Lilly-livered Peckerwood, you ignoramous! Only the most famousest of the Peckerwood family of Alabama, is all. I thought we were fighting igorince on this board…
That was a really good whoosh. (tweet)
We were at the International Crane Foundation in Baraboo, WI, one afternoon - it’s got something like the largest collection of cranes in the U.S. Or the greatest number of species. Anyway, they’re known around the world for their work. It’s a big place, well-run, with many areas off-limits to the public so that they can do their jobs as researchers and conservationists.
And the guy who was taking the tour along with us kept asking how they tasted. Big, tall, hairy guy whose fuzzy ass was sticking out of the top of his pants, like two peaches floating to the surface.
Why does the word woodpecker make me want to cuop my genitals? :eek:
I dunno. “Cole slaw” has the same effect on me.
Ignorance? They told me that we were going to be fighting licorice.
Well, damn.
Me too. I can’t fight licorice, and win. Barkeep, another round of Ouzo! 