For Believers: article on Rapture.

[Yllaria]

@QuickSilver

You must be just another atheist, blindly unaware of the Zionist conspiracy.

So in order to believe in a god you have to believe in the ZC first?

[QuickSilver]

@Yllaria

So in order to believe in a god you have to believe in the ZC first?

Who’s whooshing who?

[Marmite_Lover]

Do religious nutcase Americans believe in the rapture?

Yes they certainly do

Do they need the Jews in Israel to help them bring it about?

Yes they certainly do

Are Israel and the American nut cases going to trigger a nuclear world war Armageddon scenario so they can bring about the rapture?

Yes it seems they are

[Marmite_Lover]

Rabbis Threaten Kerry with ‘Divine Wrath’

Here are excerpts from the rabbis letter as reported by INN:

Rabbis Threaten Kerry with 'Divine Wrath'

Your incessant efforts to expropriate integral parts of our Holy Land and hand them over to Abbas’s terrorist gang, amount to a declaration of war against the Creator and Ruler of the universe. For G-d awarded the entire Land of Israel to our ancestors, Abraham, Isaac and Jacob, in order that they bequeath it, as an everlasting inheritance, to their descendants, the Jewish people, until the end of all time.
If you continue on this destructive path, you will ensure your everlasting disgrace in Jewish history for bringing calamity upon the Jewish people – like Nebuchadnezer and Titus who destroyed, respectively, the first and second great Temples and the entire Holy City of Jerusalem, and who, by Heavenly punishment, brought eventual disaster upon themselves, too.
By the power of our Holy Torah, we admonish you to cease immediately all efforts to achieve these disastrous agreements – in order to avoid severe Heavenly punishment for everyone involved.

signed by Rabbi Gedalya Axelrod, emeritus head of the Haifa Rabbinical Court, Rabbi Yisrael Ariel, Chairman of the Temple Institute, Rabbi Ben Tziyon Grossman of Migdal Haemek, Rabbi Shalom Dov Wolpo, Dean of the Institute for the Complete Code of Maimonides, and Rabbi Yigal Pizam, Dean of Yeshivat Kiryat Shmuel

[Czarcasm]

@Marmite_Lover

Rabbis Threaten Kerry with ‘Divine Wrath’
Here are excerpts from the rabbis letter as reported by INN:
http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/177114#.UxCDaNdFpGt

signed by Rabbi Gedalya Axelrod, emeritus head of the Haifa Rabbinical Court, Rabbi Yisrael Ariel, Chairman of the Temple Institute, Rabbi Ben Tziyon Grossman of Migdal Haemek, Rabbi Shalom Dov Wolpo, Dean of the Institute for the Complete Code of Maimonides, and Rabbi Yigal Pizam, Dean of Yeshivat Kiryat Shmuel

The INN is a non-liscensed division of Arutz Sheva, a neo-Zionist right wing media network that supports the Israeli settlement movement.

[QuickSilver]

@Marmite_Lover

Are Israel and the American nut cases going to trigger a nuclear world war Armageddon scenario so they can bring about the rapture?

Yes it seems they are

By what credible means? Standing on the corner and shouting spittle laced invectives at passers-by?

[Alan_Smithee]

@FriarTed

I’ve been a Rapturist & a Bircher. I am a Christian conservative, a Zionist, somewhere between a historic Pre-Miller & a Preterist Post-Miller, & a student of Conspiracy theories & hoaxes. I’m a Thought Criminal & Hater by a lot of SMDB standards…

But does anybody call you Maurice?

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

Should have known Marmite Lover would be along to blame Obama for the rapture.

[Telemark]

@FriarTed

I’ve been a Rapturist & a Bircher. I am a Christian conservative, a Zionist, somewhere between a historic Pre-Miller & a Preterist Post-Miller, & a student of Conspiracy theories & hoaxes. I’m a Thought Criminal & Hater by a lot of SMDB standards…

http://www.thecomicstrips.com/store/add.php?iid=85983

I’ve been a woman named Frieda.

[Gyrate]

I’ve been undressed by kings and I’ve seen some things that a woman ain’t s’posed to see.

[FriarTed]

@Alan_Smithee

But does anybody call you Maurice?

Only when I speak of the Pompatus of Lu-hove…