The thing is, I rarely see the man make ARGUMENTS.
I mean, I know his song by heart by now. The “debates” go like this:
DT: All religions are con jobs. All religious people are idiots or con artists, or possibly idiot con artists. Also, everything bad that has ever happened can be traced straight back to religion! It’s a proven fact.
A Few Other People: Woohoo! Tell it like it is!
Some Poor Bastards: But that’s not true. Lots of good things have come from religion, including much of Western civilization, and there are plenty of good religious people. Most of the people in the world are religious in some way, do you hate Buddhists this much too?
DT: Everything bad happens because of religion! You’re an idiot and religious people are stupid. Look – Inquisition? Religion. Holocaust? Religion. Those are bad things, religion caused them, religion is bad.
AFOP: You said it!
Some Atheists and Agnostics: Well… he’s being a bit of a dick about this, but he’s not wrong entirely.
Jaded Folks: What, this argument again? You asked for it. Der Trihs is everything evil and awful in this world, literary tastes notwithstanding.
SPB: But those are just people using religion for evil purposes! They’d use whatever tool they had if they didn’t have religion to use. Look at Communist Russia and China.
DT: Those don’t count. Religion is evil. We’ve been over this. “By your fruits you shall know them,” isn’t that in your Bible? Religion’s fruits are evil, therefore religion is evil.
SPB: But religious people give to the poor, feed the hungry, clothe the naked –
DT: Secular groups can and do the same things without murdering thousands and trying to convert them. Religion is evil and stupid and illogical and unprovable.
SPB: Where are the vast seas of atheist Red Cross equivalents, then? Besides, the point of religion is not to be provable. goes talking about faith for a while
AFOP, SAaA: Don’t make us sick.
JF: We TOLD you, didn’t we?
Then everyone starts fighting again. At some point people get bored and get headaches and leave the thread and it dies. Then someone somewhere makes a comment about religion and nice things religious people might do and the Trihs signal goes off and it all starts again. And it never sodding changes, except for the occasional frothing invective from the other side (listed as yet another example of why religious people are not to be trusted).
For me? It’s springtime, the bugs are chirping, the grass is growing, and the sun is still in the sky when I drive home from work. Things are generally okay so when I come home and see another Der Trainwreck, it gives me something to be good and cross about before I go to the bathroom for a good poop.
I actually kind of like the guy, which is frankly amazing because his opinions on religion and the military grate on my apparently-quite-conservative soul. They sound to me like the overenthusiastic pessimism of a twenty-year-old philosophy major – I knew a lot of them at UT and the tone is familiar. (Actually they sound a LOT like a thirty-something mild stoner I know – absolute invective when it comes to almost random things but a fine artist and insanely funny and creative, but he would make more cogent arguments.) He does remind me of two things: that God loves him too and, as he is one of God’s creations and worthy of love, I should treat him well, even if he gives me headaches. Also, he reminds me that my grandfather and my great-uncles and my father and my cousins and my mother, even, fought for his right to squawk on the internet. And it’s GOOD he has the right and the privilege to scream hateful things.
But just remember: every time you touch yourself, Der Trihs flames religion again. 