I was born around the same time as Obama, and I still have a 48 yr old piece of paper that says where I was born and other shit. I’m sure there must be another copy of it in some record depository somewhere, and it’ll be exactly the same as mine, only a bit crisper. If I wanted an extra copy of my birth certificate and told them I didn’t have this one in my possession, I’d expect a proper replica to be available, not a modern update of it. And if I was hoping to keep my job as the president, I’d insist that the original document used for “the copy” was made available.
They give you what Obama has (well if you were born in Hawaii).
Get it through your head simpleton, they give you what Obama has presented. The originals are in an archive and they don’t give them out, it’s policy. Every single person born in Hawaii would get the same sort of certificate if they were to re-order them today.
But it would still be a replica, wouldn’t it? Can you prove that it was accurate? For that matter, can you prove that aren’t the bastard son of hydrocephallic dwarf and a two dollar whore? Until you can prove that you aren’t the bastard son of a hydrocephallic dwarf and a two dollar whore, and that your so-called “birth certificate” isn’t a fake, we’ll just have to label any claims otherwise as rumor.
Right?
As I keep on reminding you, it doesn’t matter who, where, when or who to that I was born. I’m not the one being trusted with running the country, fortunately.
Fortunately, Obama doesn’t have to provide the original to assume his office as President, because American judges, for all their flaws, aren’t crazy people. Plus, in any case, the certificate of live birth that Obama has already produced would be accepted by any US court of law. All you need is the testimony of the relevant records custodian confirming that it’s genuine. In this case, that custodian is the director of the Hawaii Department of Health - who has confirmed that it’s genuine.
In any case, David Cameron gets to tell the Home Office what to do. Obama doesn’t get to tell the Hawaiian Department of Health what to do. Federalism’s a bitch.
In this case, it’s a rather inconvenient bitch, since apparently nothing short of carbon dated placenta will convince you or your fellow fuckwits of the truth.
And let me remind you that President Obama and his staff has provided a hell of a lot more evidence as to the events of his birth than you have of yours. The fact the you have rejected all evidence presented and taken the side of those who have presented no evidence seems to support my theory as to the paternal side of your family tree, however.
And had Obama insisted on this, and somehow got it against stated policy, exactly the same people would be saying it must be a fake because policy requires that you only get the modern updated version, and that Obama must be a Muslim mole because otherwise how would he have so much influence within the records department.
His production of the document sought would have been seen as evidence that it was a fake.
