I demand to see solid proof that it isn’t true. Otherwise, we must all assume it is true.
I think the way it works, according to his rules, is that unless he can provide proof to our satisfaction we’ll just have to assume that he is the bastard son of a hydrocephallic dwarf and a two dollar whore.
Whoa, Obama makes his own hooch too? Cool!
Of course, according to the same rules, we can NEVER be satisfied.
Gosh, I really hate leaving it up in the air like that. One the one side, we have his posting style, and on the other side we have, well…nothing at all.
I still can’t believe there are people that really don’t think Obama is a U.S. citizen. I mean Dopers have been talking about it for a while, but I can’t help but shake this feeling everybody’s trying to pull a colossal prank on me. Like seriously, people have lost touch with reality to this extent? Yeah right guys, I’m sure you’ve got a bridge to sell me too.
(FWIW, my uncle was born in the exact same hospital as Obama, and his birth certificate looks exactly like Obama’s, only with a totally different name!!! Clear evidence of fakery.)
Finally, you’ve said something sensible. I have absolutely zero doubt that if you were challenged to a battle of the wits, your move would be to fall asleep and poo yourself.
So what does your uncle think of Kenyan hospitals? 
No, real satisfaction would require a five-dollar whore at least.
From the Wikipedia article -
If I perceived a threat to myself, wouldn’t I be avoiding airing my opinions on a public messageboard? That’s a sure fire way for them to find out who I am!
Don’t worry. Post #55 of this thread has dispelled any thought on our part that you are sincere when you post on this board. How is that evidence concerning your family tree coming?
Oops, I nearly altered your quote then with a bit of the dreaded bolding.
What are you, a member of the fucking Borg? Who’s this “our” you refer to?
Birthers can’t seem to grasp the simple concept that since they are making the accusations, the burden of proof is on them. And all they have is nutty theories and zero in the way of facts or evidence. Anyone supporting this bullshit is either a partisan consumed with hatred or a dumb-as-a-rock simpleton.
Or, in Ivan’s case, a troll. I don’t believe his involvement in that cluster-fuck of a thread was serving any aim beyond his personal amusement.
This is the second time today you have altered a quote of mine in a feeble attempt to be humorous. You know that this is against the rules, so please stop.
What, I can’t snip bits from one of your posts now? Fuck me sideways, when was that rule introduced?
Seriously gang, what the fuck is Czarcasm taking these days?
See the “forum rules” sticky at the top of the thread list:
Just sayin’.
Can I do this?
I did that, and that’s what he got pissy about.
As an outside observer of that thread, it was amazing how dense Don123 appeared to be, all of the evidence presented to him and all blatantly ignored. Of course that’s what I have seen from most of the Birther’s ranting.
As for Susanann, she was no better than talking to a walnut. Her little grape of a brain rolling around in her cranium apparently was over come by the arguments presented and dropped out early. To much evidence and information for her to process.
I also believe that little grape exploded, which will eventually re-coalesce. She will than take her beliefs to a newspaper comment section where there is less resistance.
As for Ivan, it appears he’s just poking at it with a stick for amusement.
You took the words “on our part” out of the quote.
And aside from the debate about quote mangling, yes, we are the Borg. All your base are belong to us - though you will not be assimilated, as doing so would dramatically reduce our collective intelligence, debate skills, and social skills.
Also, it’s so cute how you think you’re outwitting us in this thread. It just makes me want to pinch your cheeks, you snookum wookum wookums, you.