For Dummies/Complete Idiot's Guide/???What's next???

Here’s another one I like: Calculus for Cats.

The Not a Computer Person’s guide to computers, or The Not a Math Person’s Guide to 3rd Grade Math.

The Morons Guide to Starting a Thread on the Straight Dope Message Board. :smiley:

The Zombies’ Guide to … BRAINS!

I’m looking forward to the

The brain dead vegetables guide series