I was amused when the “Complete Idiot’s” series came out, trying to top the “For Dummies” books.
So, what’s next? “The Drooling Moron’s Guide to…”
Did these books just hit Canada or something?
Apparently nothing is next, they’ve been around for a decade or more and pretty much stopped at those two AFAIK.
The deliberately stupid person’s guide to…
…asking for help.
Apparently I’ve whooshed you… I’ll be clearer: Let’s extend the concept by coming up with some fictitious series titles that are ludicrous and hopefully funny.
Ah, never mind. Seemed like a good idea awhile ago.
How about -
The Anal Jerks Guide to Not Taking Threads Too Seriously? I know I’d buy it.
Sorry.
*Something * for people who don’t want to learn something
The Fuckwit’s Guide to Using Google?
The Klutz’s Guide to Suicide.
Yes, I know, I just posted all of these links in another thread mere days ago. Shush…they fit in here.
Next will be Web Publishing for Smelly, Impotent Pedophiles.
Also, we have:
–The Complete and Utter Idiot’s Guide to Ordering Pizza
–The Complete and Utter Idiot’s Guide to Making a Baloney Sandwich
–The Complete and Utter Idiot’s Guide to Cooking a TV Dinner
“The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Learning Computers AND The Internet (But You Can Only Spare 60 Minutes A Week)”.
Title inspired by my friend. She is “Too busy!” to actually use her [first-ever] computer in between our informal tutoring sessions.
[url=]Page Design for Myspace Predators
The Total Retardo’s Guide to the Dummies Books.
What are Google, Wikipedia, and the Straight Dope other than basically everything for dummies?
I love the Internet!
My favorite: Ventriloquism for Dummies
Literacy for Dummies.
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Complete Idiocy.
Here’s my favorite.
Quantum chromodynamics for smelly people
Offensiveness for the Politically Correct
Writing 'Complete Idiot" Books for Dummies
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Writing ‘for Dummies’ Books
Reading For Dummies.
I know, it’s not really what the OP was looking for, but I couldn’t resist.