ENOUGH ALREADY! Every time I see this post back up at the top, curiosity gets the best of me and I check to see what’s new.
NOTHING IS NEW!
OK! You didn’t get the chance to protect yourselves/ your children/ your parents/ your aunts, uncles and cousins/ your neighbours/ your friends/ your coworkers/ your compatriots from a SPLIT second of tit. This split second of tit was so fast that even those who saw it didn’t know if they saw it. Your children CERTAINLY didn’t know. Not until you made a fucking deal about it. WE GOT THE FUCKING MESSAGE! SHUT UP!
Jesus Fucking Christ Almighty. SHUT UP! Un-fucking-believeable how you’ve taken this to a new level. Un-fucking-embarrassingly-believeable.
OK CONTEXT OK! GOTCHYA. It broke my heart when Rachel and Ross broke up. I didn’t get a “heartbreak notice”. It broke my heart when the Red-headed kid on American Idol got scolded. It broke my heart to see how many couples were disolved after Temptation Island. It broke my heart to hear about this asshole who poisons dogs. It broke my heart to see the blood, guts and massacre of the latest suicide bombing in Israel.
GUESS WHAT PEOPLE? THAT’S LIFE!
You know what? I’m between two thoughts of thinking …
Either you’re the lousiest lays in the world, or you’re the biggest hypocrites possible.
Honestly, I think sex with you would be the worst sex possible. Turn off the lights. Don’t touch me there. Use KY cause it’s not gonna happen. Oy, you’re hurting me get it over with. If we didn’t have a child as a result of this ‘dirty act’, I hope G-d forgives me for letting your dirty fluids enter my body.
Either that or you’re a fucking animal in bed. Fuck me hard, fuck me fast, in every position and orifice you can think of. Shoot all over me. But don’t tell a fucking soul we’re doing this or I’ll rip off your head and shit down your throat.
Either way, my Absurd Puritanical Friends… Get the fuck over it. G-d created Eve for a reason. And it wasn’t for bickering over a bad call on a play.
It isn’t like you’re going to see one watching horse racing on a Sunday afternoon. After 9, though, anything goes- and not just on satellite or cable, but Brit terrestrial broadcasts.
G-d bless you, your family, your coworkers and your friends, Dutchboy.
Just a minor correction … It’s CheekyMonkey613. Wouldn’t want the RX administered to the wrong patient. I’m sure the nurses will get it down. And as for the choice of beer, Miss Head Nurse: Molson Dry, please. That will get everything sorted real fast. It seems oral dosage isn’t sufficient at this point.
Thanks Dutchboy for keeping my health at heart. And while I’m buzzed, get this shit sorted. Last thing I want is to wake up to the same kind of people who inspired alcohol indulgence in the first place.
Stop the madness; if for nothing else, do it for my liver.
If you go to a death metal concert, you expect death and metal. If you watch the Superbowl, you expect to see something like a prime-time variety show, not a (premeditated) boob fest.
SNORT!! Heavens to Betsy CM Do calm down. There is nothing in this thread to suggest that your wild over the top accusations are in fact taking place.
It’s the same as any other disagreement. One side is presenting it’s case, the other side answers its points. Side A replies and brings up other supporting info, Side B answers their questions/comments.
It happens in lots of different subjects in which people are interested. If it’s not Janet’s boob, it’s whether or not the tailgater, or the tailgatee is the rudest (depending upon their behaviour).
And the only way you know this is because you watched all the replays and close-ups and whatnot.
If you were simply watching the live broadcast, you probably would have thought it was a pastie as well. Either that, or you watch television fron six inches away…
“The Janet Jackson thing, for one day, was the most-searched thing in the history of the Lycos 50 and probably in the history of the internet.”
Now tell me we aren’t obsessing over and sensationalizing it to a psychotic degree.
Tell me this insane aftermath is less harmful to children, and society as a whole, than the original 2 seconds of blurry, impossible to see, nipple.
Tell me we haven’t just made sure that kids everywhere will be talking about this, wondering whether breasts are obscene.
Tell me we haven’t just proved how inconceivably successful such stunts will be at getting attention.
Of course, merely objecting and then letting go of the issue would have worked fine.
But no. I’m realizing now that all this is exactly what people want. They don’t want to let go. They LIVE for this. They probably want to put up posters of close up shots of the nipple in schools, with “Don’t look at this” written on them. They probably want to call every kid who watched the show as witnesses, show them Janet’s breasts in person, and ask “is this the nipple you saw?” They are stretching the bounds of hypocrisy so far, we are going to need a whole new word for their behavior.
I really don’t think the half time show woud’ve been talked about at all if the breast flip flop never occurred. No, we wouldn’t have cared that the halftime show was borderline lewd, with salacious lyrics, with connotations of rough sex, it would have been business as usual and on to the next topic of broadcast crap we call entertainment.
BUt no, we see a boob flash and Horrors!! We are outraged about that, not about who might be offended by any of the other toilet bowl offerings. aka commercials for Levitra or viagra (erectile dysfunctiuon is it really a disorder anyway)
Re: the poor children - JJ’s boob I can explain, the need for some impatient bloke to get it up in a hurry I can’t.
Heh: I do believe CheekyMonkey has been eating some of that Canadian beef. Caught the Mad Cow stuff, poor soul. Now, according to stories from Vancouver, he’ll have to be avoidin’ the Canadian Bacon as well.
I can’t believe you rely on governmental regulations to decide what your child can watch. If that is the case, and you know that explicit lyrics, scantily-clad females and sexually suggestive moves are allowed, do you ever allow your child to watch broadcast TV?
This whole “I didn’t see it coming” defense is a load of fucking shit and I’ll tell you why.
it presumes that is something wrong with a tit to begin with. If there’s nothing wrong with seeing a tit (as most of us have agreed) then wtf difference does it make if you see one by surprise. How does the element of surprise make it harmful? Does it matter if you see an elbow by surprise? How is a tit any different? How are you precious little brats harmed by seeing a surprise flash of tit? Please explain it to me because so far nobody has.
I know some people don’t want to see tits. I don’t give a FUCK about those people. They have an irrational hang-up and that hang-up does not deserve to be nurtured or pandered to.
There are people who were probably offended at seeing a white guy dancing with a black chick. Why do mammophobic morons deserve any more consideration than racist morons? (I’m not comparing mammophobes with racists on an evil scale, just on a stupidity scale).
