Today’s Two Lumps.
Warning: it’s a groaner.
SCL, don’t do that. Do you know how long it will take me to clean the tea of my keyboard?
Weird, as I was opening this thread I refreshing my LJ friends page and someone there had posted a link to this comic.
Gaaaah!!! That’s good. 
I really did say, “oh GROAN!”
Bumping to link to yesterday’s.