“I like books…Books are Good!”
Mr. Garland, proud alumni of Faber U…
Found him. The guy’s name is Tom Mabe.
Wow, honey. You are one ugly woman. 
I’m using Sound Forge software and a mic from the studio -some condenser mic of which I forget the brand. Marshell I think. For the last two recordings I just held the phone over the mic and talked into it (the mic is very sensitive. It can pick up you rubbing your fingers together at 10 feet)
I’ve now rubberband-ed-ed the handset to the mic and placed the whole thing in a heavy box. When I want to record I’ll just plug that phone in and talk through the wireless.
I’ve tried those sticky suction-cup mics made for phones and got nothing but noise.
After I record it into Sound Forge, I compress the whole thing to get the volumes of my voice and the one on the other end about the same volume.
Ivylass: It is a 96kbps mp3 file. I’ve heard some media players have a hard time with anything below 128 kbps.
Vetbridge: You think I’m ugly now, you should have seen me before the plastic surgery.
You know, I’d love it if you would do a series of threads with this. If it weren’t for Special Ed, I’d suggest you send this to Crank Yankers.
Actually, maybe you can be Special Ed’s foster brother or something. 
That is the funniest thing I have seen or heard all day.
tee hee hee
I like books… I don’t understand… bwaahahahah
…milk toast 
Seven,
Assuming they dont already know…mind if I share this file with my cohorts in Danbury?
(Drach, same company, different division)
Go for it Drachillix.
I’m going to stop posting new ones to this thread (because that’s not REALLY what this thread was intended to be)
But I’ll make a quick webpage tonight or tomorrow and post the URL here so those who find this funny can play along at home.
That voice was great.
Don’t forget Jim Florentine, (Terrorizing Telemarketers!: http://www.jimflorentine.com/home.html), he’s also Special Ed on the TV show, Crank Yankers.
I zipped out a page real quick. the URL is: http://www.tictokmen.com/7
When I get more calls I’ll upload them over there. Check the left side bar for the “Mr Garland” listings.
I am now quite definitely a fan, Seven.
I don’t understaaaand.
hehehe…keep up the good work!
I giggled out loud in the office. Well done!