Vaccinations do not cause autism. And of the 5 shrinks your boy has been to, only one has ever said “autism” and it was under his breath immediately following the phrase, “I don’t think he’s got any sort of.” Stick with the diagnosis he’s been given and STOP fucking with his lithium dosage!
And ESET antivirus does NOT install viruses. Tell your gorilla of a boyfriend to keep his hands off our daughter’s computer. 'The fuck you thinkin? Monkeyboy just deleted a program I paid a 3 year subscription for. I’m hoping the good peeps at ESET will believe me because that non-working free-loader sure in hell can’t reimburse me for it.
So does that Lava God merely endorse vaccines, or does he actually create and provide them?
'cuz if it’s the latter, that actually seems like a pretty good deal, deity-wise. And it shows diversification, too. Tell me, what do his sacrifice requirements run? Y’know, ballpark.
Do you have the original box? Or did you save the original email/online registration? I’m pretty sure you bought a 3-year license for the product, and not just the ability to install the software once. Reinstalling (or downloading an installer) and entering your license code should fix it up. Did you create an online account? A legit login might be all you need, as well. I’ve never used ESET, so I don’t know how they run things. Most downloadable software suites do this, and they’ll recognize it’s still the same computer associated with that license.
I share your pain. When I was young, it was “sorry, I don’t date broke losers.” Now years later and I’m finally making a little money, and it’s “sorry, I can’t break a hundred.”
The Pope will have you doing a major penance!
