Would someone anyone, please, PLEASE formulate a chicken casserole recipe that does NOT contain cream of chicken soup, cream of mushroom soup, or both? Or cream of fucking anything? Bleah, bleah, and blargh. Howza about we go out on a limb, people, and try using real cream, or sour cream or something - ANYTHING - else?
Oh, and egg noodles? Bite me. You put those in a casserole and they become the consistency of wet toilet paper by the time the thing is done. It’s pasta or nothing, folks.
Yes, Allrecipes.com, I’m looking at you … is Campbell’s buying you off? And Southern Living, you should be ashamed of yourself. You should know better. And Epicurious.com, you can get down off your high horse and start adding some casserole recipes to your listings. It wouldn’t kill you, and I certainly wouldn’t think any less of you. It’s pathetic that the last 3 good recipes I got were from Family Circle, of all places. Get your collective acts together.
(Yes, I know, stupid rant, but my wonderful old dog just died, I’m looking for comfort food and this situation is not helping.)
Fuckity fuck fuck fuck.