For the love of Christ: "Express Lane, 1-16 Items" Means ONE to SIXTEEN ITEMS!

[Rhubarb]

@Two and a Half Inches of Fun

I think of it as more of a suggestion.

You are a sociopath.

There’s also no law prohibiting me from cutting in line in front of you or leaving my shopping cart behind your car in the parking lot. It’s more convenient for me and it’s not illegal, so it must be okay.