For those snowed in today...

[RandMcnally]

@Cerealbox

Wait, can a human being even survive 122 ambient temperature? That’s nuts. It was like 105 when I was a kid and I was throwing up and shit from going from outside to the house.

It’d regularly be 130 in Iraq while deployed. That, coupled with having to wear body armor and flight helmets, it sucked rather hard.

[Athena]

@panache45

Or go to Cleveland (eastern burbs), Buffalo or Rochester. We get all the snow you don’t get, thanks to lake effect.

Don’t be looking at me, I don’t live in Minneapolis or Toronto.

I got you beat with snow. Our average is around 150 inches, but some years we get as much as 250-300 inches. Go a little farther north and the average is more like 200 inches. We get Lake Effect AND just normal snow.

[mascaroni]

@panache45

Or go to Cleveland (eastern burbs), Buffalo or Rochester. We get all the snow you don’t get, thanks to lake effect.

But… come May time, you’ll have to put up with the stench of the rotten fish… (down The Flats)